Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | Now Who’s Tardy for the Party?

Welp Nene is trying to get the girls together to go on this girls trip. Guess who is late and you will not believe  how Kenya goes off saying everybody is Basic other than her, Chile Bye Bad skin. Check out the clip to see what happens.
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Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | NeNe’s Bloopers

OMG, Chile this is so funny! Nene Leakes is funny ole FISH. BravoTV just posted a video of a bunch of outtakes from NeNe Leakes' hilarious interviews on The Real Housewives of Atlanta — we literally LOL'd!
The video starts off with a chorus of "hunni's" and segues into a bunch of clips of NeNe's signature "bitch, please" laughter. Following the funny montage, NeNe starts making outrageous faces, complete with ridiculous sound effects.

Next, NeNe breaks into a frenzied snapping sequence, shouting "Yass" at the top of her lungs.
Last but not least, it's a "girl, bye" remix to close out the amusing collection of NeNe's bloopers.
Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is definitely filled with major drama right now. Phaedra Parks is dealing with her husband's possible infidelity, all thanks to Kenya Moore. Porsha Stewart is in the middle of an ugly divorce. And, Kandi Burruss is trying to plan her wedding, while simultaneously dealing with the fact that her Mama doesn't approve of her fiancé, Todd Tucker.
But, as far as NeNe goes, she's just loving life and this video proves it. Not only does she look amazing (that hair!)Hunnie that Hair is Amaze Balls and she clearly is looking like a Billion Bucks, she's also glowing with newly-wedded bliss. For the first time in a long time, it seems like NeNe is actually having fun being a Real Housewife.
NeNe better keep up with this foolishness and continues to share her upbeat, hilarious side with us during the rest of Season 6 — it makes the show so entertaining!

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Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | The Atlanta Housewives Return!

Hunnay, Hunnay now this super trailer for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 is off the Eff'n Chain. Now I really thought it was going to be some crazy boring season but these Southern Peaches are going for blood.. When I tell you that every character will deserve a nightime emmy. The Tea and The Shade is all around and when I tell you that Kandi and that Darn mama joyce, See I need for mama joyce to be quiet because she is going to turn around and make Kandi a old woman without a man. Kandi check your mother at the door, better yet send her home to her old house she use to stay in.

Now who I am going to live for is Nene this season. She will bring out the old Nene because she need all the ratings that she can get because they cancelled her show "The New Normal" so she need her check to stay coming to the bank. I have said enough, I need you to look at this Super Trailer and for you to get your life cause you will not be sleep this season. Get Ready, Because this group of women invented the word "SHADE" because thats all they do is Throw it Baby! November 3 can not come fast enough!


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Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | A Birth, an Eviction, and Not Knowing Who NeNe Is

Chile, its time for the Weaves, Dildos, and Fake Booties to hit the screen. I can't wait until Nov 3 to come so I can see these Atlanta chicks. Phaedra will be birthing that other child. Kenya and the queen herself Nene Leakes are going to have some choice words. Porsha will let us in on the Divorce and all of Kordell's antics. Peter and Cynthia well you already know how their relationship goes up and down. Todd and Kandi, chile they are not going to make it because that mama joyce wants Kandi to end up like her ALONE!!!! Well i know its going to be a lovely season and I cant wait for all the ANTICS. Check out the clip to get a taste of the DIRTY SOUTH!


Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | A Birth, an Eviction, and Not Knowing Who NeNe Is

Watch I Dream of NeNe: The Wedding Season 1 | A Love Story Turning into a Horror Story

Nene Leakes is ready to heat up the tv screen with her fairytale wedding. Will you be watching "I Dream Of Nene"? I know I will be.


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Nene Leakes, sued for $2.5 million by Wedding Planner

 

      I hope you are ready for this foolishness. The word around the campfire per +TMZ is that Nene Leakes didn't finish paying her wedding planner for that lovely wedding that she had in June. The woman going after Leakes is Tiffany Cook – who claims NeNe hired Dream Design Weddings to coordinate the party for her marriage to Gregg Leakes on June 22, 2013 … a wedding that will featured on a Bravo TV special in September. In her suit, filed in Georgia, Cook claims Leakes promised to pay her 15% of the entire wedding budget PLUS fees design and execution of the wedding PLUS travel expenses to the event. In total, Cook claims NeNe’s budget for the wedding was $1.8 MILLION!!!!!!!!! And Cook claims she was due $270k (the 15%) PLUS another $889,900 (design fees) PLUS $1,750 (4 coach tickets from Florida to Georgia). Cook claims NeNe did fork over the initial down payment ($18,750) … but she hasn’t seen a penny since — and is suing for the remaining $1,142,900 balance … PLUS damages. In total, Cook — who also put together Kordell Stewart‘s wedding to Porsha – wants more than $2.5 MILLION for her troubles. How’s THAT for a wedding gift??? A rep for NeNe tells TMZ … Cook was NOT the wedding planner, it was a man named Tony Conway, who made Nene’s wedding spectacular. The rep adds, “This lawsuit has no merit and it appears to be a baseless attempt to grab 15 min of fame.”

Nene has said it! Is Nene the Boss Bish for RHOA?

 

So the word around the campfire is that Queen Nene Leakes said that Porsha was the housewife that needed to be replaced. She expressed her opinion on how she felt that Kordell and Porsha was not fully truthful with things going on in their life. Well Nene girl they are not suppose to just let everything hang out girl! Well I guess what Nene thought really didn't matter because aparently all of the Brown Girls of Atlanta signed on for season 6, But I did read that the Twirler herself said goodbyes and she wasn't coming back. So something has happened and Andy must have told that cocktail bird BYE! Here is a clip of the interview with Andy and Nene for sunday.

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta/season-5/videos/nene-wants-who-gone?CID=RHOA_VID?51

That Nene talking about the cast off Sheree Whitfield!
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta/season-5/videos/nene-on-sheree

I can't wait for this. Its going to be very funny and we all know Nene is going to keep it real and Andy is going to stay MESSY!

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Porsha and Kordell Divorced ?!? Did they Fake their Divorce?

See this is the foolery that I am talking about. See what had happen was someone in Bravo's camp needs to be fired because they are spilling all kinds of Tea that should not be spilled. Well according to my sources and in the blogosphere that Porsha and Kordell was on their way out the reality door. But when someone in Porsha's camp got word that she was about to be out the door her and Kordell came up with the master plan to get a fake divorce. Well just to state my opinion I don't believe it. Well I was on Instagram and he was like debating his love for Porsha and He was posting pictures reminiscing  on their marriage. Chile first of all if he missed her like that he would not even filed for divorce in the first place. How bout that? Now this is the Gag, This is what he was writing on his Instagram on April 28.


As you see he post a pic of him and Porsha, stating that he just had to post it. Well why did you feel the need to post these pictures on Instagram and then retract them. I went back to his Instagram Page and they are gone. What's up with that Kordell?

Then he post a picture of Porsha and his father. Kordell what is this suppose to do, make her feel bad to come running back to you? Not going to happen. You made your bed with this one, so you need to lay in it Hot and All!

                                                                           















So then he post this in the comment. "What y'all think?? Here to work it out? Y'all have been supportive so I'm asking, may not work, but I'm going to try"

Now as I said earlier, I don't believe anything that comes out his wife. To my understanding he really didn't want anything to do with Bravo nor wanting Porsha to be apart of the show. So Kordell, my question to you, Is it cheaper to keep her or just trick her so she won't end up with anything?


One more thing, while Kordell was posting these pictures, Porsha was doing the same she posted this Picture on Instagram then took it down. What does this mean? Is she contemplating going back with her husband?

All I know is somebody has some explaining to do if this is not true about the divorce. Porsha girl if you know like I know, you will run and don't look back!




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Is Kenya Moore leaving the Housewives Franchise?

 

Some very interesting foolery have been brought to my attention about this crazy twirling bird Kenya Moore. So I was told by a source that Kenya Moore herself is leaving RHOA. I really didn't believe it until I read the blog that she suppose to be leaving the show. I don't know if I buy any parts of it. Let me call Andy to see if this is true. This is here goodbye's to everyone ,

TO MY FELLOW HOUSEWIVES
NeNe: Thank you for your kindness and your open heart. You have had my back on and off screen and I appreciate you for all you have done to help me navigate this process and my changes in life. I most appreciate the girl talk and encouraging words you have given me regarding my love life. Those words came at a time I thought I would never find someone who would love me unconditionally. I’ll never forget those words.
Is anyone buying the story of a wonderful man in her life?
Cynthia: You are the epitome of a beautiful woman equally as stunning as you are kind. You haven’t let the pressures of being in the public eye change you. I’m happy to call you a friend and hope that our relationship continues to grow. You inspire me.
Kandi: I have always been a fan and am so proud watching your life flourish. Thank you for staying neutral and true to yourself. You are a sweet, talented, successful, kind woman. You deserve to be happy. I think Todd is a wonderful man and can’t wait to see what is next for you in business and in life.
Kim: I never laughed so much when we met. You are funny, sweet, sexy, and real. I hate that we didn’t get a chance to bond during the season, but we are neighbors and I’ll be over soon to borrow some sugar! You crack me up.
How exactly has Kenya moved into Kim’s neighborhood? Do her little excursions to Dubai pay that well?
Porsha: Life is about growth. We can only grow if we are able to see our mistakes. Look to God and your family and true friends for support during your lowest times. It’s not about the destination but the journey. The journey is what makes life worth living. The journey is what makes boys into men and girls into women. I’m confident your life will change for the better. I wish you well. (And thank you for Gone With The Wind Fabulous!)
Phaedra: God brings people into your life for a reason. You are the reincarnation of my mother. Your actions and evil will toward me goes beyond any fight. You meant to destroy me with your planted blog stories, reckless false accusations, counsel to my ex, and sinister behavior in its lowest form. Yet, you have only made me stronger and wiser. Thank you for showing me who you really are.
Phaedra pushes Kenya’s Mommy Issues Button? Interesting…
Lawrence: You are the reason my life has changed for the better.  I’ve watched you grow into one of the most incredible people I have ever met. I know you beyond the heels, beyond the makeup and your persona. I’m proud to call you a friend but you are my family. I love your heart. and that is all that will ever matter to me.
My angels Saisha, Brandon Deshazer, Brandon Roberts, Chanda, Lauren, Lisa, Tracey, my family, and Velvet. You have kept me sane. Well… sane is relative LOL!
To the press: We’ve had a blast. Thank you for your support and continued coverage. Thank you Kelly and Michael, Anderson Cooper, HuffPost, TheYBF.com, etc… and especially Wendy Williams: I’ve always admired you for you intelligence, your bold self expression, your honesty and I appreciate you as strong black women. You championed for me before the show even aired and I thank you for that.
Someone clearly does not watch Wendy Williams. Wendy has trashed her mercilessly… on days she was not a guest of course.
And finally the viewers: I have lived my life my way. I will never apologize for being me. I love to laugh and I will never take myself too seriously. I thank you for your kind and unkind words, your love and your hate, your support and disdain, your likes and dislikes. Through it all you have been engaged and entertained and you have expressed yourself.
To my fans: You have made this season EPIC! Now here’s a twirl for you baby! Always remember who gave you life:
TWIRL!
I’M GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS!
We let the world know… DON’T COME FOR ME UNLESS I SEND FOR YOU!
With Love,
Kenya




ChileBye is all I have to say. I will have to check into this a little more to see if this is the truth!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Reunion Part 2

 

Hunnie the shade trees are out and hunnie they were Reading each other for FILTH tonight. This reunion was really a eye opener to some of the ladies. I am so glad that they are able to really sit down and let everyone know how they really feel. That Nene and Phaedra, there is another underlying problem that I want to solve because I know they can really be friends. Nene was really reading Phaedra to no return, she is a beast of reading and Phaedra just couldn't reply and make it better. These ugly faces that they make when one is talking about each other is too funny. This was the Nene Leakes reading session for real tonight. She even came for Sheree with her Big Nose.

I am living for Phaedra and how quick her response to everything that Kenya has to say with her twirling fan self. Phaedra tells Kenya you owe me a back end for giving you a story line, chile that was too funny. I must say this, as much as I wanted to like Kandi, I think she is a Hater and there is no other way to put it with her 32' stripper hair in and her spider eyelashes. Then she really having a issue about Kim taking her baby name KASH! Clearly Kandi you just got a man so there is not a baby anytime soon. Also people can name their baby any name they want too. There is not a law that you can't name your chile the same as someone else.

I want Nene to star in a comedy because she is too funny with all her faces and antics that she does, this is definitly the Nene Leakes Show for real.

The highlight of the show was when Nene and Kim made amends and hug. This is what i like was Kim and Nene's relationship. I could honestly say that Nene was happy, and Kim was happy. to tell you the truth I swear they were talking on the phone together everyday. Ha!

On part three of the reunion is going to be good and probably the best part.

 

http://www.thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/04/nene-comes-for-phaedra-and-kandi-tells.html

http://www.thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-season-5_8.html


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Sheree Whitfield................

 

Chile I just got some Chilling Tea this morning. Ok so Sheree speakes out on Porsha and Kordel's Divorce. This is what the "SHE" by Sheree Designer had to say about Porsha. " As a woman my heart goes out to her. Stay positive, stay strong and keep moving forward. It's not easy for anyone, but it will get better. I would tell anyonewhether they were married to a NFL player or a Trash Collector, "you definitely have to have those people you can trust around you, and of course you have to cry".

Alright then Sheree I am sure Porsha appreciate your sympathy. Then Sheree goes on to say " I honestly think marriages that were broken up on any reality show came into the reality show with problems. Chile puuuuhLease, umm of course so. Sheree girl Get Your Life and Let Iyanla Fix your LIFE! Besides you can catch Sheree and Bob on Iyanla's Fix my Life on April 13th on OWN TV, there is also a petition to get her back on the the 6th season of RHOA. Chile I guess but if you want to sign to get her back on the show here is the link to the petition. But she did say during a interview that she don't miss the show , but she do miss the paycheck, umph I guess she do.

Here is the link to see her on Iyanla Fix my Life.  http://youtu.be/MvkXEFdtjfY

Here is the link  to get Sheree back on the Sixth season of RHOA. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bring-sheree-whitfield-back-to-season-6-of-real/signatures



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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Finale

 

Well last night the brown girls of atlanta heated up our tv screens. First le me just say all of the ladies looked very well last night. But hunnie there is one duck that get the outstanding SITTING Award, and that Duck is Cynthia Bailey. Boo Boo she was sitting on that sofa purched like a Eagle on a ledge. Ms Cynthia you did that girlie!

This reunion has really been long awaited because the drama between all the ladies have been crazy all season. So the word around the campfire is that Fruit Loop Kordell is locking Porsha out the house everynight because she is coming in late. Chile Boo Kordell, what is she suppose to do. Hell you out doing mating dances with all the boys on the BEAT and bring your baby mama over to the house. Hell if I was Porsha I would cut you on one of those bad football knees that you use to play with those boys in the park. OK, so Porsha came ready last night she read that spongebob squarepants Kenya all her rights last night. Hunnay, when Porsha told Kenya she need to quit fanning that fan before she dries out her contacts, Chile that made me chuckle and it gave me a little life. Two points for you Porsha. Chile that Porsha spoke her Speech with that fool Kenya. She said she is not having it tonight with the old lady.

Well the word around the campfire is that Kenya bought her body from Home Depot. I got all that Peppermint Tea from the Sassy Attorney Phaedra Parks, Now twirl on that Kenya. Phaedra was ready for Ms Kenya also. Chile Kenya didn't have a chance last night. But what I can say is that Kenya did hold her own. She let all you birds to don't come for her unless she sends for you and your feathers. LOL yes fake booty and bad skin.

Nene last night looked very regal and she really didn't have too much to say, Hell she laughed all night just like a mean girl. But I loved it along with her mustard color finger waves. Nene you looked like a greek goddes Hunnie, BLOOP!

I can't wait for Kim to come out next week because Ms G + G (Kandi) is not going to hear anything she has to say since she stole her baby name and she she didn't pay her for that song that has paid for Kim's new castle. Kandi I am not on Kim's side but girl instead of changing your hair so many times you should have been trying to handle your business correctly. Hell Nene told you that Kim was not your friend and she was going to use you and throw you to the Curb. Yall Bishes going to learn to listen to Ms Leakes because she knows.

Welp Until Next week chile, oh I forgot to say this Kandi is a hater as Andy was talking to certain women she was rolling her eyes as usual. Chile she is jealous and she really have no reason. I feel she should be the most nice once with that joker looking face. I mean really!

Watch the full episode here http://www.mrworldpremiere.net/2013/04/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-season-5.html

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion

Chile now this is the real Peppermint Tea. These ole crows going to be going at it during this reunion. To tell you the truth I can't wait to see it either. They all are Sitting on this still shot. I just hope I don't see any weave pulling. Oh hunnie catch this foolery, Did you see that Kim Zolciak pump out there in that green jumpsuit looking like a ole regal white women. All I can say is she looked like a Big ole Bag of Money!

Here is the clip of the renuion!
http://www.bravotv.com/video/share/2635905





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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 20 Season Finale

 

Well the last installment of The Real Brown Girls of Atlanta season has come to a end. Thank you jesus because they have truly worn me thin this season. Kenya and that Home Depot booty was just too much this whole season and definitely this episode. Kenya and that Bad skin lawd I am sure Proactive will give her a commercial and a endorsement deal.

Chile who told that Dr. Sherry that she can counsel someone. I cant with her and that TWA (teenie weenie afro). I mean who has she really helped out. I know she was helping the Braxtons, but clearly that crap didn't work. I wouldn't go to her if my life was depending on it. So catch this TEA BAG, why is Kordell thinking he some type of daddy to Porsha. Girl you better run from that man. Kordell this is a different time Boo Boo!
So Kenya's party was really kind of cute. That Raynelle the party designer should have got her hair done and went on a diet prior to being on the show. Can you say she looked like a version of the black swan. Now that brandon tried it, saying Porsha looked like Arseno Hall by the chin, No god ms yellow banana looking like a possum by the face girl.

See girls I hope you all know that Kenya sat all of you up.She had Kandi looking more like Ike Turner than Tina Turner. Then she acted a Damn fool on all of you once again. Please tell me why you all fool with her. She is always crying somewhere, I really believe she is on some type of medication that makes her emotional. Now before I leave this finale, That Kordell has really p-u-l-l-e-d it tonight. He called brandon punk ass, Lawd call the law cause he is trying to do the most when he know he likes men. Hunnie low key he must like ms brandon.

Well this is all that I could really pull from this finale. Chile these women need some more action in their lives cause on a rating from 1-10 and ten being the best I give it a 5.


I can't wait for this reunion because all of these ladies are pulling out the claws. It should be very entertaining.
http://www.bravotv.com/video/share/2635905

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 19

 

Well tonight on the latest episode of The Brown Girls Show! That Kenya just can't grow up. All she wants to do is run out of every place that Walter is going to be at. Why is that crazy squared booty Kenya walking around saying that Walter is a stalker? She needs to check all her so called friends and make sure they are not inviting Walter to anything that she will be at. Enough with the looney bin and go ahead with the show.

 

Nene has clearly showed us this season that it is all about her and she really could careless what the other dingbats are doing. She and Gregg have really got their relationship back on track and they are making the best of it and you can tell that they are really happy. Kudos for you Nene and Gregg!

So this Episode was definitely about the battle of the Booties. Phaedra and Apollo's Video was very very fun, and Kenya's video on the other hand was very well constructed and she was not as playful as Phaedra. I think personally that both videos will do well because they both have a different appeal to every customer. But if you ask me that Phaedra is too funny saying her butt was homegrown and Kenya's butt was bought from Home Depot. Now if that is not shade on a sunny day I don't know what to tell you.

Porsha girl let me give you a word of advice, Leave that Dr Sherry along cause she is not hitting on anything. She couldn't tell me how to go left. I am just saying. Run girl run!

Kandi I am so glad you are not telling your mom all your business this season Hell we have not seen her much at all. I am glad that Todd is in your life and I think he is going to make you a better you. But I just need you to quit crying when you get upset.

This episode was just a little Blah, Blah, Blah but what i grabbed from it all is that Kenya is a Dingbat and need medication fast. Cynthia is a messy Jessy trying to get that foolish Kenya to get over Walter. Porsha needs to get a backbone. Nene is the happiest that she has ever been. Kandi and Todd is cute and Kandi need to quit trying to get all the business ventures, she needs to stick to music and that sex toys that she does. Phaedra is just there but i like the roll she is playing at the moment.



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The Real Housewives of Atlanta **News Alert**** Porsha Stewart Leaving

 

Lawd have a little mercy on the reality stars in Atlanta. Hunnay these Atlanta Roads are whispering and Gagging! The word around the Campfire is that one of the newest cast member of the hit reality franchise is leaving the show. There has not been a confirmation from Porsha's camp but there has been a lot of press stating that Kordell made the young reality start quit the show. Well we will soon find out because I know Season 6 is already in production and Bravo have not said anything on anyone leaving. But knowing Bravo they will wait until after the reunion show is over before they spill the beans on who is leaving, staying, or coming to join the ladies. I know one person who will be back and that is Kandi Buruss she is making the most of this reality show and making her the kind of money she and Todd need to secure a major wedding spinoff show like her previous castmate Kim Zoliciak-Bearman and her current castmate Nene Leakes.

Well I guess we will see who gets the chopping block sooner than later.

Check out Porsha's RHOA Finale show slated to air next sunday 3/31 at 8pm eastern time.
www.bravotv.com/video/share/2634335
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Finale
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Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Finale with Pressed Natural Hair Care Salon

 

Well Season 5 of the Brown Girls of Atlanta is coming to a end and they are ending it with a bang. Porsha comes to her favorite hair salon and Hairstylist, Celebrity Hairstylist Kyaira Brown in Atlanta to get their opinions of what costume she should wear to that Kenya Square pants party. Pressed Natural Haircare Salon is located at 644 Antone Street suite 5 Atlanta, Ga 30318. 404-883-3465 www.pressednaturalhaircare.com  Celebrity Stylist Nikk Nelslon is the owner of this Prestigious salon. If you want healthy hair and THE Best Hair Extension service in Atlanta, Pressed Natural Hair Care Salon is the place to go.  Here is a clip from the season finale.
www.bravotv.com/video/share/2634335


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 18

 

Well, Well, Well This was a very interesting installment on The real housewives franchise last night. They are giving Porsha more and more scenes and I am loving the way her characters is portrayed throughout the season. They show her as being real spacey and acting like she really don't have a care in the world. To tell you the truth I kinda like it, she is giving us Black Barbie Valley Girl realness and its fresh. Now I can say that Kordell, Hunnie he is a major piece of work, But world that is Porsha's problem not yours. She is being submissive that is what a good wife does. Now on to the foolishness that we tune into every sunday.

The show revisited its fake couple last night. Kenya and Walter. To tell you the truth I really want Kenya to grow up and leave some of her personalities at home. Girl you trying to seit and threaten people by telling them that they need to quit inviting Walter to events. Girl get over it, Atlanta is too small for you to be giving out demands. Hell they don't have to invite him, because he can here about through the Atlanta Grapevine and Bam hunnie he is there. Thats that atlanta social elite , everyone in atlanta is apart of that social elite club.

Kenya "square booty" Moore really out did herself last night.I can really say she is the star of this franchise right now because Nene says she don't have time to play with you silly Bitches, I am out here working. So Kenya brings her new Boy Toy to peter's event. Chile Jamal Anderson do not want that foolish Kenya, This I do know! Kenya tried it when she said its ok for Walter to be there atleast she knows if she have a car troubles of a flat tire there is a tow truck driver in the room. Bahaaaaa now Kenya you was saying earlier in the season that he was a very successful business man, now why would you try to down play his job.

Bitches Mad!

Clearly this is really turning into the Kenya and Walter show. Walter seems to not pay Kenya any attention at all through all the events that went on during the show. All why Kenya tries to make people believe that Walter is gay. She always said that he never tried to have any sexual contact with her. Walter says he was just not that into her. Chile now thats the Gag and the TEA BAG!         



Phaedra let it be known that she don't have time for Kenya's games and she will just tolerate her so they can just move on, But Phaedra did let it be known that she is done with Kenya, She says because she is Old, Old news. Leave it to Phaedra to make you giggle with that old southern charm.

Cynthia my dear you are all over the place. I feel like you don't know what or who you want to be. So its like if Nene is not around you are just all over the place. Get it together and quit wearing that side ponytail because you are looking more like a homeless girl than a regal model from the 80's. I mean really.

Peter is almost as messy as his wife. Why does he keep asking Walter about sex with Kenya? Basically Walter lets Peter know that he likes his women like he like his rims 22,24,26. Now that is what you call funny. He just said that Kenya was too old for him. This is just a PICKLE that whole storyline is just gone too far. I guess this is why Walter is mad they didn't invite him to be at the reunion. http://www.funkydineva.com/kordell-stewart-a-no-show-at-the-rhoa-reunion-walter-jackson-not-even-invited/

I could just go on and on about this Kenya and Walter situation But I refuse to keep talking about them. In other housewife news that Kandi Buruss has the Biggest house in the Atlanta Franchise. That house is massive and I am glad she has purchased a new home because that one she was living in was so dated that I thought it was her mothers first home purchase and she gave it to Kandi to live in. Sidenote did you know Kandi was sueing Kim about Tardy for the Party, its about damn time. Here is the Link to this travesty http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/03/kandi-sues-kim-zolciak-bearman-over.html





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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 13

Well I need everyone to pull up a seat and let me pour you some of this good ole hot Peppermint Tea. Because those ladies down in HotLanta was pulling out Lashes and dishing out shade. That Kenya has really made herself look a fool!

Kenya and that square booty of hers. I just want spongebob square booty Kenya to just go back to Cali, hell if she want she can go back to detroit! I mean really since you are not getting married to Walter you just want to give all that hate to everyone else in Atlanta. Ms Kenya you can't keep going on like this, you just can't. Before I go on I must say I know I have said that Kenya had a skin problem, but dang I know this show films for almost six months, I just want to know why one of her scenes she didn't go to a dermatologist to get that skin together. I mean really Kenya, all this is not Miss USA like! 

Now Ms Cynthia, she has really turned into a READING MACHINE! Her mouth is so slick tonight that I almost can't take it. I don't know what it is but why was Cynthia trying to come for Porsha in almost every scene tonight! First of all Cynthia why you act like Porsha was suppose to be your assistant to this beauty pageant, Girl you do have people for that and "The Black Barbie" Porsha don't have time for that foolishness. Porsha girl you better check ms supermodel and make her know. Hell just put your PAWS on her and call it a night! Then Cynthia had the nerve to say if she wanted a real singer at the beauty pageant she would just ask Kandi. Lawd where is my holy water, Please throw some on Cynthia and her bad ears! We all know that Kandi can't sing and I wish she would stop trying to. But what I do know is that PORSHA, hunnie she can blow! I mean thats all I am saying! 

Kenya and Porsha I really think that meeting, Lunch shou;d have never happened. I mean it went from 0 to 1000 in a matter of 2 mins. First off Porsha I need you to get a little back bone and really pop Kenya because she really gets too wrong with you and I don't like it! Second Kenya lotion is only a dollar in some stores. the lotion does not have to be name brand. I just need for you t use some. in the words of Porsha "Bye Ashy". Kenya girl you can't never say anything about anyone's eyeshadow nor their hair. Chile that botched up color application on your head is about as bad as your skin and your square booty. I mean Really!

Nene I must say I am really loving you this season. I know they are really not showing much of you but when you pull up to the scene you ceiling is always missing. I love all the calmness and fun that you are having tonight. Girl but you could have worn your shoes for your party though! too funny!

The girls and their dinner was a mess as well! Kandi being a hater as usual, Cynthia throwing friendly shade, Phaedra's name dropping and Porsha not showing those Hoes that she got singing skills! I wish Cynthia would quit trying to act like she is Kenya's friend because Kenya don't like anyone! I just want to know when Cynthia said that Porsha wanted to sing at her pageant, why did Kandi act like the girl didn't know how to sing. I just needed Porsha to blow them out the water, because again we all know that Kandi can't sing. Girl be glad you came out in the 90's cause if you tried now it would be worst than those record sales from "fly above" a epic fail thats what it would be,  come on Kandi act right! 

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Why in the Hell is that red lipped dragon still showing up. Him and Kenya and that bad skin they are almost twins so I need them to go call somebody hell because I am tired of looking at him and that face.  Then he have the nerve to get mad because Phaedra don't like the Gay boys in Heels, Hell I don't like it either. Its mighty funny that he goes from housewife to housewife! HUNNAAAAY he had Sheree, then he played with Marlo, now him and stallion booty are good buddies! I dont trust it hunnie! 

Kenya tonight has definitely been a mess. I guess its Kenya and the housewives tonight on Bravo! Kenya came in looking like a whale in a net and butt pads on. I thought all that was very distasteful. Kenya thought she was just going to talk to Phaedra any kind of way, Hunnie Phaedra shut that all the way down. Phaedra says whatever I say about you I can repeat it! Bam Kenya! 

These ladies were a hot mess tonight but I can say I loved every bit of it! 

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The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 12

Well Honey Boo Boo Child, tonight's episode of the housewives of Atlanta was a one to remember. So bring a nice juicy peach, a prayer cloth, and a chair. Because I am going to provide you with the shadiest Rooibos Tea that has hit your Tv screen tonight. Now the reason I chose this Tea is because it comes in a variety of flavors and thats what this show was tonight, all kind of flavors.

So they had the nerve to start this show out with that Derek J and that god awful looking Lawrence looking like the Crypt Keeper. Kenya starts off by trying to throw shade about she didn't want to hear what that Phake-dra was saying when it came to that video deal. Its might funny she didn't want to talk about it but thats the first thing she starts off every conversation. "Chile Cheese". Kenya wants to say that this Stallion Booty is everything that a woman would want, clearly that messed up skin has messed with her blurry vision through those foggy colored contacts. If you just take a look at Kenya's Booty you will see that it looks like Sponge Bob Square Pants. I can't deal with this Kenya tonight.

Nene says she is not going to be apart of all this drama that you foolish women are engaging in. She says she is a GlamMother and she don't have time for all that foolishness! Bloop Bloop!

Ok I don't know why, but is it me or did I miss Derek J shampooing Kandi's hair tonight? I know I didn't miss anything I just had to be politically correct before I went in on these two shelf elfs! So Derek J is spilling all the gossip from the conversation from the hair show. Kandi couldn't even let him finish before she pulled her phone out to call Phaedra. Chile Kandi is a Messy Jessie hunnie. She will carry all the information from one destination to another . Hell she almost like AT&T she always want to reach out and touch someone. Gurl sit down and get that stiff greasy hair shampooed! So now Phaedra is like dang, I knew she was Thirsty! But I didn't know she was Hungry! hunnie leave it up to Phaedra to give you the best analogies known to men to say! I know this all off the subject, but can someone tell me why that Derek J won't get a hair cut since his scalp is about to pull up on the scene and his hair is definitely missing! Chile I am just saying DANG, Just cut it all off! Oh I almost forgot his little friend in the back of his head. I got one word LIPO! Because I am tired of looking at that fat roll! No God Miss I wear high heels and tote a purse everywhere I go! (DEAD)

Cynthia has really grown up to be a BAWSE this season. That Miss Girl is READING for her life tonight. I guess she has took some pointers from her Actress BFF Nene! So Cynthia is hosting this modeling event and she is teaching her students how to walk in this fashion show. I am sitting here looking and why is that lady in that red dress standing there looking like Wanda from InLiving Color! I mean dang when you know there is a possibility that you might be filmed, Please be camera ready, Its not that hard TRUST ME!

Porsha girl, you punched right on in and handed out the shade tonight! You let Phaedra know that Kenya is a slap fool. I love you for this Read. Why Ms Cynthia was sitting there giving Porsha and Phaedra that Auntie look like, I told both of you in the beginning that she was a loose goose look. So Phaedra gives us another piece of her southern dictionary by letting us know that Kenya drinks like a fish and act like a fool! Phaedra says that Kenya is really Bipolar and she need to get some medication quick fast and in a hurry!

So just when I thought Kandi couldn't look anymore Basic than she looks, She pops up on the scene with the stallion booty Kenya and a dress probably from her store! I mean from the head to toe her look was hurting my eyes, That Basic Hair, then that ugly dress and then her Big ole mouth! She is really coming out to really talk too much about all the other girls. She might call it being honest but in my world we say she is being MESSY! Now Kenya wants to persuade Kandi that Phaedra is wrong. She should already know that Phaedra is Kandi's dogg and she is not going to let you talk about her friend like that. So Kenya stand down and put your tail between your legs and just go home to LA! So this little clear man ws standing there listing to their conversation then when they are about finish he says let me let you two talk. Man you have already listened this long you should have just stayed!

Phaedra and Kenya is like oil and water now. They will never be friends. Phaedra calls Kenya the devil's little sister. Then Kenya calls Phaedra " Shady Phae Phae, because she is playing you like a fiddle, referring to Porsha and Phaedra's friendship. Hunnie I just fell on the floor and My eyes popped out. These southern ladies are too much tonight. Kenya really tries to talk this Stallion Video up saying most women wants to be a stallion! Not in Phaedra's eyes she lets Kenya know that a Stallion is a male horse. Chile she has called Kenya a Drag Queen. see this right here is the hottest mess ever!

I am ending this with Phaedra's funniest phrases yet, "tootles Ms America, I meant Ms RATCHETT USA". Now you can take that laugh all the way to the bank because that was too funny.

Sidenote: Ms Porsha, THE BLACK BARBIE! Hunnie u looked like a Special Edition Holiday Barbie with that red dress on during your interview scene! Chile that face was Dusted and that hair was Layed o all the GREEK GODS. U DID THAT MS GURL!

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