Kim is back to being a DIME PIECE after the TWINS

It's been a little over one week since Kim Zolciak gave birth to her newborn twins Kaia Rose and Kane Ren, but the proud mother of two already seems to have bounced back into shape. She shared a picture of her slimmed-down look on Twitter. Chile Kim said she don't have time to be sitting around being fat. She said I have to get back to be able to work.

How slimmed-down is she, exactly? Her daughter Brielle revealed on Twitter that her mother is a size four:
Motherhood, meanwhile, also seems to be going well for Kim. "They are doing awesome," she said last week. And how is she handling two newborns at once? "[It's] a lot easier than I thought, so far," she said. "But don't speak too soon, right?"


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Reunion Part 2

 

Hunnie the shade trees are out and hunnie they were Reading each other for FILTH tonight. This reunion was really a eye opener to some of the ladies. I am so glad that they are able to really sit down and let everyone know how they really feel. That Nene and Phaedra, there is another underlying problem that I want to solve because I know they can really be friends. Nene was really reading Phaedra to no return, she is a beast of reading and Phaedra just couldn't reply and make it better. These ugly faces that they make when one is talking about each other is too funny. This was the Nene Leakes reading session for real tonight. She even came for Sheree with her Big Nose.

I am living for Phaedra and how quick her response to everything that Kenya has to say with her twirling fan self. Phaedra tells Kenya you owe me a back end for giving you a story line, chile that was too funny. I must say this, as much as I wanted to like Kandi, I think she is a Hater and there is no other way to put it with her 32' stripper hair in and her spider eyelashes. Then she really having a issue about Kim taking her baby name KASH! Clearly Kandi you just got a man so there is not a baby anytime soon. Also people can name their baby any name they want too. There is not a law that you can't name your chile the same as someone else.

I want Nene to star in a comedy because she is too funny with all her faces and antics that she does, this is definitly the Nene Leakes Show for real.

The highlight of the show was when Nene and Kim made amends and hug. This is what i like was Kim and Nene's relationship. I could honestly say that Nene was happy, and Kim was happy. to tell you the truth I swear they were talking on the phone together everyday. Ha!

On part three of the reunion is going to be good and probably the best part.

 

http://www.thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/04/nene-comes-for-phaedra-and-kandi-tells.html

http://www.thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-season-5_8.html


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion

Chile now this is the real Peppermint Tea. These ole crows going to be going at it during this reunion. To tell you the truth I can't wait to see it either. They all are Sitting on this still shot. I just hope I don't see any weave pulling. Oh hunnie catch this foolery, Did you see that Kim Zolciak pump out there in that green jumpsuit looking like a ole regal white women. All I can say is she looked like a Big ole Bag of Money!

Here is the clip of the renuion!
http://www.bravotv.com/video/share/2635905





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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 18

 

Well, Well, Well This was a very interesting installment on The real housewives franchise last night. They are giving Porsha more and more scenes and I am loving the way her characters is portrayed throughout the season. They show her as being real spacey and acting like she really don't have a care in the world. To tell you the truth I kinda like it, she is giving us Black Barbie Valley Girl realness and its fresh. Now I can say that Kordell, Hunnie he is a major piece of work, But world that is Porsha's problem not yours. She is being submissive that is what a good wife does. Now on to the foolishness that we tune into every sunday.

The show revisited its fake couple last night. Kenya and Walter. To tell you the truth I really want Kenya to grow up and leave some of her personalities at home. Girl you trying to seit and threaten people by telling them that they need to quit inviting Walter to events. Girl get over it, Atlanta is too small for you to be giving out demands. Hell they don't have to invite him, because he can here about through the Atlanta Grapevine and Bam hunnie he is there. Thats that atlanta social elite , everyone in atlanta is apart of that social elite club.

Kenya "square booty" Moore really out did herself last night.I can really say she is the star of this franchise right now because Nene says she don't have time to play with you silly Bitches, I am out here working. So Kenya brings her new Boy Toy to peter's event. Chile Jamal Anderson do not want that foolish Kenya, This I do know! Kenya tried it when she said its ok for Walter to be there atleast she knows if she have a car troubles of a flat tire there is a tow truck driver in the room. Bahaaaaa now Kenya you was saying earlier in the season that he was a very successful business man, now why would you try to down play his job.

Bitches Mad!

Clearly this is really turning into the Kenya and Walter show. Walter seems to not pay Kenya any attention at all through all the events that went on during the show. All why Kenya tries to make people believe that Walter is gay. She always said that he never tried to have any sexual contact with her. Walter says he was just not that into her. Chile now thats the Gag and the TEA BAG!         



Phaedra let it be known that she don't have time for Kenya's games and she will just tolerate her so they can just move on, But Phaedra did let it be known that she is done with Kenya, She says because she is Old, Old news. Leave it to Phaedra to make you giggle with that old southern charm.

Cynthia my dear you are all over the place. I feel like you don't know what or who you want to be. So its like if Nene is not around you are just all over the place. Get it together and quit wearing that side ponytail because you are looking more like a homeless girl than a regal model from the 80's. I mean really.

Peter is almost as messy as his wife. Why does he keep asking Walter about sex with Kenya? Basically Walter lets Peter know that he likes his women like he like his rims 22,24,26. Now that is what you call funny. He just said that Kenya was too old for him. This is just a PICKLE that whole storyline is just gone too far. I guess this is why Walter is mad they didn't invite him to be at the reunion. http://www.funkydineva.com/kordell-stewart-a-no-show-at-the-rhoa-reunion-walter-jackson-not-even-invited/

I could just go on and on about this Kenya and Walter situation But I refuse to keep talking about them. In other housewife news that Kandi Buruss has the Biggest house in the Atlanta Franchise. That house is massive and I am glad she has purchased a new home because that one she was living in was so dated that I thought it was her mothers first home purchase and she gave it to Kandi to live in. Sidenote did you know Kandi was sueing Kim about Tardy for the Party, its about damn time. Here is the Link to this travesty http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/03/kandi-sues-kim-zolciak-bearman-over.html





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Kandi Sues Kim Zolciak-Bearman over "TARDY for the PARTY"

Chile the Tea has been spilt! Both ladies gear up for a full season of their own BRAVO spinoff shows, Kandi Burruss has filed papers on her former "RHOA" castmate Kim Zolciak. Well its about time, and what I am going to need for Kandi to do is not cry when she get in the courtroom. Its funny how a year everything can turn around. I bet Todd made her do it!

According to CourtHouse News, Kandi claims former cast member Kimberliegh Zolciak-Biermann illegally licensed and distributed "Tardy For The Party", which Kandi wrote with co-plaintiff Rodney Richard. And Kandi filed the lawsuit in Federal Court today. Kandi did this just in time to ensure she will have another spot on the hit reality show. Now we all know Kandi is boring and if she is not fussing with anyone or grinding her teeth as she talk, Hunnie she is a boring apple. So filming went underway yesterday in Atlanta. I know this reunion will definitely be good. I bet Kim really is trying to find a way not to come so she can be like Adrienne from RHOBH. But that will probably end her tv career all together. We all know she need money cause her and her husband Kroy have purchased their dream home on her salary and his "Hope they don't Trade Him) Salary!  Kim already Tweeted about Kandi:

People will do anything for publicity! So funny yet so sad!

And her daughter Brielle got in on the beef as she tweeted:

@Kandi appreciate you making fun of me for the song I wrote when I was 9 years old... obviously there was something you liked about it

We're surprised it took Kandi this long to file because we all know she's about her paper. But since Kim hasn't had a real job in....a very long time....it'll be just as interesting to see how she coughs up this money. Especially after popping out 2 more kids since she first did this song. Let Kim tell it she will give all that money to Kandi. But Kim if it didn't really mean anything you should have just gave Kandi the money that was owed to her. But clearly you just like Kenya, you are in the stealing game cause you stole Kandi's Babies Name!

Well I can't wait to see this Reunion, I heard its going to be good.


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 5

Well Well Well, last night episode of the Hottest ladies on Reality tv didn't dissapoint not one bit. Honeychild it looks like the shades are down and the hands are on the trigger tonight for this episode. When I tell you it was hot in Atlanta this summer, those ladies were packing all the heat.

It started off with the Queen of Shade Kim Zolciak. Chile she acts like that dream house of hers was giving her so many problems. Bish just pay your bills and you could still be in your so called dream house. So she goes on to say she would rather live in a box than stay in that house. Well she did grow up in a Fema trailer ( Thats a READ courtsey of Ms. Nene Leakes) So of course she would feel comfort in a box.( HA!) Now on to the slave, I meant sweetie. I don't care what everyone say , But I hate the way that Kim talks to her slave (sweetie). I hope on her spinoff show, sweetie gets a raise, paycheck for the series and a MULE! Since she is a slave she is suppose to be free, so give her whats owed to her!

All I want to know is what made Kenya and Phaedra go to a gokart racing facility? Chile they know in normal life that would not be the place to meet up and double date. I could have done without that segment, But I guess Bravo had to set this Kenya and Apollo fling up. That soul glo afro of Walters was glistening in the sunlight as they sat and talked on their double date. I just can't with him and the way he looks. Everybody knows (in my Phaedra's Voice) that Walter is just there for free advertisement of his business. Because the word around the campfire is he is not interested in Ms America, oops I meant Kenya Ms USA!

Welp I guess I am taking Cynthia's hair card back, now the first four episodes she was doing a great job with her hair, then low and behold she gives me a ole nasty crunchy its time to get my weave redone kind of bun realness, No No miss girl u need to take that out and try again. I will pass on that look Cynthia, because that is definitely not the business. Hunnie Ms Cynthia must have got a raise from Bravo or that modeling money is definitely making a difference in her life, because she is riding in a shiny new white Land Rover. All I need for Cynthia to do is leave those side ponytails alone, chile those ears are nothing to play with.

Porsha has definitely came on the the scene with her ceiling missing. This child is talking crazy out of  her neck. So Porsha and Kordell goes to the Doctor dressed like couples in the 90's (Where they do that at?) I guess in Atlanta!! First Porsha says she wanted four kids, but didn't want five pregnancies all while she was holding up three fingers. (Falls on the floor and flatlines) I cant with this Bish. Also why did the doctor walk in holding up the first generation Apple laptop, Hunnie this is the age of the tablets, Please get with the program lady with her bad skin. One more thing before I skip on down the yellow brick road. If Porsha don't throw those earrings away with those ornaments on her ear, Those things will downgrade a vintage Chanel Suit. (Throw up)

Ok catch this shade, why was Kandi and Cynthia meeting at the Daiquiri Factory? Chile, out of all the restaurants in atlanta you want to eat at the gayest spot in the city. I guess the other spots were scared the thugs with the leggins, the big purses, and the red bottoms are going to bring down the property value!

WELL to tell you the truth, I looked at this episode for the last fifthteen minutes. I knew that brunch was going to be Everything and a bag of potato skins, So here comes the hot Peppermint Tea. Cynthia arrives first because she is always on time and she is still upset about Phaedra lying to her about the phone call. Then comes in that dang Phaedra looking like a stepford wife Reject with that church lady hat on. She gives Cynthia flowers because she knows she was lying. Then incomes Plain Jane Kandi, Kenya Squarepants, and Blonde Bombshell Nene and the Shade Tree Sisters begin their talk. Guess who shows up late Ms Excuses herself Kim Z-B.
The Brunch starts off with them asking Kim about dates to go out of the country with them. Everyone agrees on the dates, Kim says  I am going on vacation with my husband on that date. So the ladies start having a fit. Chile I guess that wig is too tight on her head because she said she was eight months Pregnant and she has eight more weeks to go before she delivers. (Say what now NURSE) What kind of alien is she having? Chile Kandi and Nene hits the fan, both of them gets furious because that Kim pretty much says I really don't want to be bothered with you WHORES. Nene goes on to say that she tells tail tales and that she makes up every excuse in the world like my hair is shedding, nails coming a lose so she wont have to be bothered with the ladies. That Nene know how to give me a good laugh!

This was what I needed in my life from the housewives this week. You know Less of that Kenya and more of the Valley girl Porsha. I live to type another day. Thanks Girls!


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Mona Scott & Kim Zolciak New Show "Don't BE Tardy"

Chile this just in, My stove cant even heat up this Peppermint Tea fast enough. That Mona Scott-Young, my Tea Top goes off to her. Did anyone know that she is the producer of the Spinoff for Kim Zolciak's "Dont Be Tardy for The Wedding". So now since this coming sunday is Kim's last night on the big screen with all the Brown Girls of Atlanta. Kim scored another spinoff to pick up from her wedding special. Hunnie her prayers were answered, Because that Andy Cohen knew that was going to be the only way she leave the show. Chile truth be told if she hadn't left the girls had banned together not to even tape with her since she thought that since she was married meant she didnt have to film with the girls anymore. Kim you need to go have several seats at the alter cause you need prayer. Girl the show is called The Real Housewives, that meant you would be a legit cast member and not just the other women.

Ok on the real deal, Hunnie that Mona Scott-Young and Bravo knows how to keep you tuned in. Its going to be called "Dont Be Tardy". We know Kim will be searching for her second dream house and trying to mend her broken family fued with her mother and father, plus I heard that Kim and Kroy are trying to adopt. Chile I hope they are adopting the family slave (sweetie). So this will make show number four for Mona Scott-Young. I see Atlanta is good to you miss thing.

Well I guess we all can't wait to see, Well.... NOT me I will probably pass on that. I think Nene and I will be sipping some Hot Chai Tea looking at the New Normal.



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Kenya Moore Throwing Shade as Usual on The Morning Buzz!!

Kenya Moore the SHADE thrower!

Hunnie that damn Bad Skin Judy, I meant Kenya Moore. Chile she knows how to hand out shade. We know she dont like many of her castmates. This word is beyond the campfire she cant stand Miss Porsha Stewart. She acted as if she couldnt even say her name during a game she was playing over at the VH1 Morning Buzz. She even went as far as saying that Porsha will be the one voted not to be asked back next season. Really Kenya, Dragon u really trying it to make sure u remain a georgia peach. Check out how she acts during the interview, Kenya is a hot mess and hunnie instead of drinking this Hot Peppermint Tea, I will just throw it in her face to even out that bad skin of hers. lol



Kenya Moore On Which Houswife She's Surprised On Not Being Friends Wtih: Kenya Moore explains which 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' cast member she is surprised she's not friends with.




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Nene Leakes on Kim being a racist - The View

Chile that Nene Leakes has definitely made it. She was on the view and she talks about how racist Kim Zolciak is. All I can say is that Nene interviews well, and she has definitely gotten her some media training. Her skills are funny and truthful. Thanks Nene thats why we love you.. Check out this interview and get your laugh on like I did.









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Groupie Alert, Groupie Alert!!!!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta

Hunnie, These Atlanta streets are TALKING and WHISTLING  about about one of  the The Housewives of Atlanta's Men. All I know is that they are going to be in for a rude awakening. They are talking about how this man is going through these powerful women and that he is at all the events in atlanta. The word around the campfire is that all his friends are in the Industry and he just tags along and has became a major Groupie.

I can't wait to finish getting all the details on this so call wannabe celebrity.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5, Episode 4

Hunnie child, these southern girls are doing the most as usual. See I have to start of by giving you the Peppermint Tea about the lady that is full of excuses, Kim Zolciak-Bierman.

Kim is a absolute LIAR! She lied about her closing on the house and now she is getting evicted for non-payment. That Nene let us know that kim's credit was not good enough to get approved for that mansion that was her dream home. Yes, thanks Nene fot that Lovely READ! So all of a sudden Kim wants to move out of her dream house since she is getting evicted. Hunnie it cant be a dream one day and now its a nightmare, something in this here cup is not clean. So she goes on that the the house is haunted and she cant stay there anymore, Girl now that is Lies, Flies and Fairy Dust. Word around the campfire is that you were not paying that lady and you got put out. Now she has her granny panties all in a bunch cause she has to move in 48 hours, you already knew when you didn't pay you were going to have to go so you should have just got those movers there earlier and moved back to that Fema trailer, oops I meant that townhouse of yours! Kim's storyline this season is really doing the most and like I said I am calling Andy Cohen to give her another eight thirty minute segment to document this move out of the haunted house and into her Fema trailer! I just can't with her i just truly CAN'T!!

Kandi girl i see your storyline is boring as all get out. I must say it again its just like your hair, BORING girlie, Please step it up. Because her and her mom talking in that living room i definitely cant take it. Both of them talking through their teeth, I almost want to "pluck my eyeballs out and Burst my eardrums and run out the door" because this flat talk is awful. So Ms Kandi wants to open up and throw shots at Kim about she should have kept her mouth closed, because now she has to move out her so called dream house and go back to that town house. Kandi girl are u trying to get the girls together tonight on the sly? I am just asking because that was slick hunty! But if all I am going to see this season is Kim moving out her dream house and you moving into your dream house I will Pass because that crap is Boring.net and I cant do boring!

Porsha girl you came on giving Miss America or is it Miss USA, chile whatever it is I could care less about that ancient title! lol. I want them to give you more scenes hunnie. They gave us all of you last week now this week I get what one major scene. They did you like they did Miss kandi last week. So I will move on quietly and wait til next week.....

Phaedra, hunnie they are trying to get u this season I see. The party was nice "we don't plan parties, we coordinate experiences"  But who said Dwight was a party planner? Hell I thought he was a hairstylist. Guess I was wrong, But what I do know is that he needs to get his money back from his plastic surgery because they EFF'd him up! That nose is what u call a hott ass mess! in the words of Nene "wouldnt you want to breathe" lol.

Cynthia is in the business of Reading this season I see. Well ms girl I love it. I love how you called Phaedra out about that message that Nene had on her phone. Girl you are going to have to be more aggressive and you should have said Bish I know what you said and I don't appreciate it at all. As a matter of fact here is the voicemail so she can't deny it. Hunnie a good diva would have brought that just so if she denied it you could have let her hear it before u pimp slapped that southern belle. But leave it up to Phaedra and watch her deny it and change the subject. Hunnie you must do better if you are going to be the one trying to give everyone the business, but on the brighter note your hair was cute all through this episode!

Nene comes right on in and hand out the shade and sips on her Peppermint Tea while she talks to Cynthia her puppet. I like how they let you do your interviews and really don't give you a scene this week. I like how they are giving you the almost high road this season. Its fine because you can give me all I need while you sit in your interview chair! Bloop!

Kenya, first of all I am giving her a new name. Your new name is Bad Skin Judy! Chile that skin is soooooooooo not the business. I could barely take my eyes off that pimple when you were at that dinner with your family. Is it me or is Kenya really trying to bamboozle this man into her spider's web. Chile I cant with her nor her aunt trying to pressure him. In my opinion walter knew she was getting ready to tape for the show so he is like I will play this dating game. Hunnie we all know that Walter is a Groupie and a opportunist so he is definitely playing his part! Just remember what I say he does not like her!


Overall this show was boring and bravo better get it together wasting a hour of my life for this lame mess! I know there was a lot of he say she say and they need to bring it on with the DRAMA because we want to see it. They bored me sooo bad that I will not do a Hair Factor  because everybody was a BORE!

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Kim Zolciak-Bearman, Leaving The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Kim Zolciak-Bearman Leaving The Bad Girls of Atlanta, opps I meant The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. She confirmed this move via "In Touch" Magazine, that she will be departing soon. Well word around the campfire is that she will be getting a spinoff, But do we want to see that boring show? If her new show will be anything like that "Dont be Tardy for the Wedding", I will have to pass on that foolishness. The only way that a spinoff will make it through the test of times is if she allows her parents to be on the show so they can try to work on their sour relationship.

Through some of my sources, I have heard that her dad called her a lazy opportunist and that she has four children by three different men and that is not a good example to be showing her kids. Dang if you have parents like her bad mouthing you like that, you cant have a friend in the world.

Well I guess we will tune in to see whats going to become of this travesty.


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 3

Are you ready to Rumble?????

Chile this show just keep getting better an SHADIER, as the weeks goes by! Its soo much shade going on that I am going to need a 3 Gallon tub of Peppermint Tea to pass out tonight, Because hunnie those girls down in HOTT ALANTA are crazy.. First let me just say that Gregg is really trying to get a key. Nene better give him a key to the house and a key to her heart, because this cant be the whole season of him asking for some keys, I am just not going to put up with this, Give him a key to your home, heart and get him that list for therapy.

That Miss Lawrence comes in with this belt on his stomach looking like greg little son with that belly belt, Hell he look pregnant, But wait he is a boy pretending to be a girl so I guess that makes him a BURL. (Falls out laughing at myself)

  Phaedra and this donkey booty, First she really don't want to break a sweat, but then she says when god was handing out booties she said  2 scoops like she is 2 chainz! Now that Phaedra calling Kenya a strange Bird! That was everything I needed for a laugh. I Live for that soft READ! Yes Bish read on!!

  Kim, I just cant with her. I dont like her story line and her relationship with her slave (sweetie) i really cant take! when will her slave (sweetie) learn we are not in the 1950's and being a slave is not the TEA.COM? I am just saying, and that is coming from the realest bone in my body! So you still have your townhouse, and it is 5,000 sqft and you act like you are moving into a 1200 sqft apartment. Hunnie we all know per Nene that you grew up in a fema trailer. So moving into that townhouse should have been like a castle. This is why I cant with Kim. Umm let me tweet Andy Cohen so he can donate Kim another 30 min segment for 8 weeks documenting that move of hers. Thats what she get for lying, when she was on(my best friend in my head) Wendy Williams Show. She told wendy that they were about to close on the house CLEARLY that was a Lie.

  Kandi was kind of boring tonight just like her Hair and the way she dress, BORING!

  Kenya Moore, I have to use her first and last name because she is a straight clown. So she meets with phaedra and tell her that her mom didnt want her and her mom had a mental problem, chile that explains why she looks foolish at times! But I cant take another fake cry for the rest of the season. I forgot she is a actress so she must be rehearsing for a part. LOL. I am just saying! I am going to say this again Kenya Moore is a very VERY disrespectful ole Fish, and yes I did call her a Fish. The way she just talk to people is just wrong. The way she was acting at Porsha's event, Hunnie I probably would have Read her some walking papers. Ms Kenya the Dragon gurl that dress and that so called donkey booty is almost not the move. You are one pump away from having a ugly deformed booty. I hope you didn't pay that pretend doctor too much for that donkey booty!

  Porsha Williams-Stewart was introduced tonight. Everybody knows she is instantly one of my favorites just from the super trailer when she told that Drag Queen Kenya Moore, BYE ASHY! That was my favorite and it put Porsha right on my list of one liners. If you know me you will know  one liner will get you everywhere with me. I am glad they have her on the show showcasing her grandfathers legacy so more people will see what the foundation is about. I am all about giving back so you go girl with two snaps in a circle and a Kiss! As you can see Porsha can definitely hold her on, when Kenya tells her to google her and Porsha shouts out "You are not even in the search engine, you are so OLD" oh HUNTAE I live 80 more Years for ELOQUENT READ!

  Cynthia tonight was just ok, I like she shows Nene how to ride the subway, But on another note, did anyone catch that Peppermint Tea Bag when Cynthia comes to Nene's room and she already have her blue eyeshadow on, but soon after her hairstylist and her makeup artist comes in. Hell the makeup artist didn't even touch her eyes nor her cheeks because they looked the same like they did when they got there. Now that is what I call a Ultimate Pickle! But that is Bravo for you, they will make u look a fool. LMBO!

Oh before I let you go, when Kenya was outside waiting on Miss Lawrence to come, why was her little toe hanging out the side of those TIRED strapped HOENOLOS  BLACKONICS (Manolo Blahnik), and Why did Miss Lawrence head looked like it had been in a meteor shower. When they showed his head all I saw was Dents, Bald spots,  ugly blue nails that needed to be redone and those Tired AZZ contacts. BURL it is 2012 and colored contacts are definitely 1993 the year she won her infamous title! CHILE BYE.

THE HAIR FACTOR

Nene, is still giving me Blonde Bombshell. She will stay that until she show me that she cant keep that blonde together. LOL YESSSSS BLONDIE!


Cynthia, I told everyone from the beginning that she has step her hair game up and got her 20 ounces of hair. I guess she stopped some of those street peddlers where she stay and bout some hair from them. Because word around the camp fire is everybody and their Granny is selling so call indian hair. Thats a Failed Pickled, But I guess!

Phaedra, Lawd I don know what to say, normally she give me Gone with the Wind Ghetto Chic. But today she gave me Banchie! Sorry hunnie, But I call it as I see it!

Kim, I dont even know why I include her because she wears a wig of three Monkies. LOL!!!

Kandi, Well her time today was so short i didn't see much. But that Ponytail she had was ok for moving so I guess she will get a pass!

Kenya, Sometimes Kenya gives me what I need to see when it comes to hair. All i can say is girl you need to consult with a true colorist so it does not just look like you been playing in the spray color you
buy from the asians back in the 90's. But I forget that was your hay day and you are stuck in it!

Porsha, Girlie you wore that Ole Nasty Bun at the fundraiser tonight. Hunnie if you know me you know I love a Nasty Bun and you gave it to me. Owwwwww!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta : Season 5 Episode 2

Lawd, Lawd,  Lawd its that time. This was the second episode of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta and all I have to say is it was just ok. But hunnie I do have some things to get off my chest about this episode. First that Kim is a hot PICKLE, yes I did say PICKLE! How do you leave a event early and you come late, but thats you kim come late and leave early! Can you say just TACKY! Why does kim act like she has known kroy for at least 5 years. Chile remember you were a mistress a year ago, see I cant with her i just can't!

 Nene was such a gem this episode i love her roll so far on the show! Nene keeps us with a one liner and she says she loves the gays, they are half men and half women you cant beat that!

Kandi so why is it every time there is some mess you comes up in the middle.... can u say Mesy Jessy!  Girl don't you let bravo do you in! Also you sure mama joyce approve of todd and his child cause some years back she really didn't want you with AJ. I am just saying. Now this is some peppermint tea for yall on ms kandi, The word around the campfire is todd is a little FRUIT, Ummmmmmmm i mean you know a lady boy! (falls out laughing at myself) Kandi girl stay neutral girl.

Phaedra sweetpea I am glad you are being such a southern belle and going with the flow. Now you know, Kenya is not the move girl. You are from the classic city and you know that kenya is a hott mess straight out a broken home. She needs my good friend Iyanla Vanzant (Fix my broken past) lol.

Kenya and Cynthia! Ancient models with Slick mouths!

Cynthia is a ball of fire, but what i am going to need for her to do is set Kenya straight because all that disrespectful.  Because when she took the mike and started talking you should have knocked her in that pool! I know you are READING hunnie like a good ole Gay boy but I need you to spice it up little bit more cause that MISS KENYA is TRYYYYYYYYYINGGGGG it a little too much!

 I saved the worst for last. Hunnie this Kendra I meant Kenya Moore is too much for me, First she trying to force this man to marry her and give her children. I dont know what short bus she drove in on, Girl your baby making days are almost done, ummmm girl u OLD as creek water, yes I did say creek water. Also her eggs have dust  in them *inserts the fan blowing dust). Ms girl what I need for you to do is get that crater skin fixed then maybe walter might consider marrying you! Then you want to get mad and walk off cause he dated Kandi, old women Get Your Life before u get any older! Kendra, i meant Kenya did sooooo much tonight to where my fingers are falling off so I will stop.

Kim and her Slave!

*Special Edition*

Sweetie, you know Kim's slave. She did too much at that party, First of all why was she there? Being a slave is not being a entrepreneur! I mean not in my world it doesn't register as being successful. So Kim has too much help. Why do she insist on making sweetie find her a house, Then she gets mad at sweetie because she said moves back in to the townhouse. Bish be glad you have somewhere to move back into, Or she can move back into the Nene's New Normal trailer! now thats the gag of the century! Yessss MISS NENE you READS everytime you get for that wig wearing SHAWTY! 

Next week should be good! The shades will definitely be pulled down I cant wait. 

Pic from STraight from the A!

The Hair Factor

Nene hair again is good I love the Blonde on her!

Cynthia girl your hair game is coming right along, But just add a little sheen on it so it wont look so dry and brittle

Kandi, hunnie I guess you are going to stay rocking your reporter look for Kandi Koated News! #Pass!

Kim, I guess I have to put up with all that mop!

Phaedra girl I dont know what is going on with that gone with the wind hair, but I guess I will take it!

Kenya well again you are a true BASIC Atlanta chick "Welcome to Atlanta" lol 

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