Kanye and Kim! Preggers!!!

Well I guess it's safe to say that Kim is finally getting that baby that she has been yearning for! Chile I don't know about everyone else, but is it me that it still seen funny because that divorce is still not final! Kim I don't know what kind of head or sex game u have acquired to make this man don't want to get a divorce, but I do know if u still just lay there like you did with Ray J, girl it is not the business and I don't understand! But I guess!

So i guess this is how 2012 is going to end and 2013 is going to come in! Chile a slap pickle, that is what i am calling it! Because 2013 is about to be a DOOZY! That's right...Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. And it's been confirmed by multiple sources...including Kanye himself.

Not one to be upstaged by an pregnant Duchesses, sike we all know that Kim and the Ladies in charge over there across the pond do not get along. So I know she is smiling because that is taking all the talk and spotlight away from the sweet little pregnant Duchesses!

35-year-old Kanye wrapped up his 3-night series of concerts at the Revel Resort & Casino in Atlantic City Sunday night....and that's where he decided to make the announcement to thousands of concert goers. Kim was in attendance as well.

It's been confirmed by members of the Kardashian/Jenner family. 32-year-old Kim has gotten her wishes of having a baby before it's too late....and finding a man who worships her more than she worships herself. The reality star is 12 weeks along. The mom to be tweeted pic of Kanye on stage yesterday and said, "Heaven." Now we know why.

Well I guess this means Kris will come up with another hit reality show "The Kim and Kanye Fabulous Life".

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Real Housewife Phaedra Parks Pregnant

Chile now everybody sit down and grab your tea cups, because I am about to drop some good ole Peppermint Tea this Friday evening! Phaedra Parks the good ole Southern Belle is with child!

I guess it's safe to say that her and Apollo are still married and happy!

For the holidays the married couple a few of their other friends Kandi and Todd, Rasheeda and Kirk, Toya and Memphitz, and Evelyn Lozado where vacationing in Nassau at The Atlantis!

Well we do know she will be a good mother as she is to lil Aiden who is 2 1/2.

I wonder if our Phaedra knows how far a long she is? If not this will be interesting cause she looks about 5 months in this picture!


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Love & Hip Hop | Season 3 Supertrailer | VH1 Jan 7

Earlier last month I released the cast of the new Love & Hip Hop "New York" This is the super trailer for the season. That Mona Scott has definitely proved her self with this one. I did say I wouldn't watch but I changed my mind like Keyshia Cole! It’s a whole new ballgame this season on Love And Hip Hop. New faces, new babies, and new relationships. In the supertrailer for season three, meet the new players in the game and find out their stories, both personal and professional. Welcome back to New York.




Here is my previous post with cast.
http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2012/12/love-hip-hop-new-york-cast-revealed.html



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Shawty Lo And His 10 Babies Mamas To Star In Oxygen Reality Series | Breaking News for Black America

Now I don't know what more ratchet. The fact that Oxygen is giving Shawty Lo a one hour special or the fact that he has 10 Baby Mama's and his 11 Children. I don't know what to say but I guess someone saw the interest in this one hit wonder and his Ghetto life. The one-hit wonder rapper and G-Unit member, whose actual name is Carlos Walker, is surrounded by the women he bedded as well as their offspring. The project focuses on how everyone is vying for the attention of the homestead’s head honcho (who, by the way ain’t nothing at all to look at) and anti-birth control poster child.

Now what I am not going to do is trying to know all his baby mama's. Each baby mama has an eye-catching title such as the ‘First Lady E’Creia,’ who handles Lo’s finances and who was actually engaged to him at one point after he already had three children. Then there’s Angela, the “Fighter Baby Mama,” Amanda, the “Jealous Baby Mama,” Sujuan, the “Wanna-be Bougie Baby Mama” and Tamara, the “No-Drama Baby Mama.”

This is already a Pickle, But the Gag is how these women allow this to happen. I guess they are all seeking a chance to get their 15 minutes of fame. Lawd keep us near the cross for this one.

Take a look at the Preview below!





Shawty Lo And His 10 Babies Mamas To Star In Oxygen Reality Series | Breaking News for Black America



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T-boz Gives Us A Sneek Peek At New Reality Show Totally T-boz

Well like we really needed another reality show. T-BOZ is coming to our screen trying to revamp her career from the 90's Mega Group TLC! Ok so do we really care? Do we really want to see what she will be up to on this show? We will see on January 1, 2013, she will be bringing in the New Year with a new show. Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins goes from the hit group TLC to the hit net TLC to show how she plans to reinvent her career as a solo artist by moving to Los Angeles with family and friends. The series will also feature Chilli from TLC as the two discuss plans for the future. Here is a sneak peak.

I don't know if I believe it, Because from the clip of the show she really is not serious! The world around the campfire is that she is broke and you know her mansion in atlanta was sold out of foreclosure. I guess she is like all the other celebrities that made it in the 90's, they have since went broke and that they will do anything to make some money. Chile if you knew like I know you would have had a baby by a real rapper not a gangsta rapper that no one knows about. Oh well hunnie I hope your showdoes well cause CHilli knew what she was doing. She really is not worried about a man at this point, That is evident from that make shift show she had a couple of years ago!




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Chad Johnson Sex Tape Leakes

Chile, I dont know what Ms Chad Johnson is up too. I guess since Evelyn Lozado will not have anything to do with him and he don't have a football team to play with. I guess he decided to leak his on Sex tape. According to him this is a old tape about 3 or 4 years old. But honeychild you know how he does. Anything to get some attention, thats right up his alley. He is upset saying that the video was stoled from his phone. Ok for one why is your sex tape on your sex phone. If I had a sex tape CLEARLY it would not be on a cellphone. Somebody put it out and I am really curious to find out who did so.

Now this is the Gag and the Peppermint tea, Chad is working with the FBI to get the video removed from the Internet. Chile Flatlines, You mean to tell me you really want it off the internet? I don't believe it nor you. Good luck with that Mr Johnson.Once that video hits the scene its hard to get it all removed. Ask that Kim Kardashian and she will let you know that is going to hunt you for the rest of your life! Think of it as a good thing, now the ladies will definitely be trying to get with you! Ha!

Courtsey of WorldStarHipHop.com here is the screenshots of the video!


http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh8H7gZh3tN8jO4F49&fb_action_ids=3986750508170&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=hovercard




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Kobe and Vanessa Bryant Christmas Card

Well there is one thing that I can say! They make a pretty couple and they definitely produce some gorgeous offspring! It was a rough year for Kobe after Vanessa filed for divorce but the couple seems to be patching things up. See Hollywood thats whats you suppose to do work it out some. They looked extremely happy and festive on the front of their Holiday cards which they sent out to close family and friends before Christmas. That Christmas card was everything and a bag of Peppermints!

Kobe looked dapper in a tuxedo while Vanessa matched his fly in a green Gucci dress. Their daughters, Natalia and Gianna, wore red dresses to complete the Christmas theme. Now all you can say is this is a fly family. Look out Kris and the Kardashians and The Jenners, The Bryants are coming for you all! lol

Stay fly Kobe and Vanessa.


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Brandy "How High"

Brandy released this to the Starz for christmas

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 8

First of all Kenya is Gone With the Wind Foolish!

Well I am pulling out my masks because these Atlanta women are not handing nor giving shade tonight. They are Throwing hot Peppermint Tea Shade tonight on the Housewives. I tell you Anguilla will never be the same. Kenya is still fuming that Porsha called her old. She tells the whole story to Walter to let him know how hurt she is and how disrespected that she feels. Walter really don't care with the faces that he makes when she is talking to him.

Nene Leakes takes her tall self to Kandi's room to let her know what happened last night, because her and Todd went to bed early.(They must be working on that Baby, or are they using all the BedroomKandi Prototypes!) LOL. They talked about their relationship and how they are so proud of each other. I thought that was a cute move on Nene's part.

So the group are getting ready to go to the beach, Kenya calls a meeting. All I could think is oh hell its about to go down again (round 2). She tells Porsha she sorry and Porsha tries to get a word in but Ms Kenya is not letting that happen. So you know Porsha gives us a good ole Atlanta read and says she giving us a Pageant Apology with her old Raisin Face! Chile I could have fell out my chair when she said her face looks like a old raisin. Girl that was hilarious. So the meeting goes left, Porsha and Kenya still are not feeling each other at all. Then the fool (Kenya) says its all about the Twirl and the wave. Chile she is just a hot pickle that is about to go sour to the second degree! They are all sitting down getting ready to eat lunch, and you know Kenya is really feeling herself that morning. She starts off with Cynthia I got you a gift for you and its Vanessa Williams Book. Ok is it me or is Kenya really crazy, she fusses with everybody about her crown and what they need to call her. Chile that is her way to argue with everyone in the group. But hunnie that Cynthia said she is not feeling it and she thinks Kenya was trying to READ her in a funny way. Chile Ms Cynthia lets her know she knows history and she was not trying to be funny she was just letting her know she is not a dummy! So the group starts talking about their engagements and that Kenya puckers up her lips like she wants a kiss, That crazy Walter is going to say "that will have to wait" Chile that Walter is a comedian, I fell out laughing at that comment.

When I tell you Nene is definitely at a different place this season and I love it. her and Greg goes horse back riding and Nene with her crazy self talking about, "I have rode some horses in my lifetime, they just didn't have four legs" Lawd, Lawd, Lawd. Thats the Nene I think everybody loves! Welcome Back Lennethia!

I am going to say it like this, Kenya needs to have Several Seats, because I feel like she don't have any home training and that whole spill on somebody have to let the young people know what is appropriate. Girl who cares. Chile Cynthia really don't care about what she is saying at all I see it in Cynthia's Face. Kenya says its been two months why are we talking about this, Cynthia says hell I didn't think you would be around this long for me to address this! YASSSS Cynthia for that soft read, I caught it girlie! Then this fool Kenya falls on the ground and starts hollering, can you say make her medicine stronger please!

Now what I won't speak on is that scene where they are spreading their legs and doing splits. Chile I can't and I won't for some of those Bad bodies and war wounds. I thought I was at a hood strip club. Oops i guess I did just speak on them. Ha!

So they all starts to sit down and eat their dinner, That Porsha said she is not worried about Ms Raisin Face at the end of the table. Too funny. Peter gets up, Lawd I didn't know Peter was in the business of Handing out Shade. I thought that was Greg's job! But apparently Peter starts to talk about Walter and Kenya's relationship being fake. Peter tells Walter that the word around the campfire you only have 12 more hours to propose to that foolish azz Kenya! Walter quickly says umm that is not going to happen. Hunnie I wish I could show you how that ole Raisin Face looked when he said that.

After all that Phaedra says I feel sorry for Kenya, cause she is yearning for some love. Everybody knows at this point that the relationship is not real, so crazy (Kenya) decides that its her turn to leave the table. She turns into a actress and starts crying giving Walter the most. Walter let her know that a wedding is not going to happen cause you are pressuring me. Kenya hates that and she storms off to sit in the corner like she is 8. I am going to say this again that Kenya needs some stronger meds and that is all I am going to say about this Crow!

Phaedra goes to see where the crazy patient is, She see this fool and she sitting in a wooded area by herself. Chile bring out the white straight jacket cause she needs it! Phaedra gives her a good southern talk. Kenya says walter is acting crazy, Lawd now I know she a fool. Apollo comes up and steals the show. He says I thought you had ran back to atlanta. All i could do is laugh at this foolishness.



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Trueblood season 6 spoilers and preview

I will now use the joke that nobody gets tired of hearing: Waiting sure does suck bootz! We can’t wait for summertime because summer leads to one glorious thing, and that thing is HBO’s southern gothic vampire series known as True Blood. One thing HBO is masterful at is making sure they don’t release too much info about the upcoming seasons. They like their fans to be surprised, so of course they’re going to make sure they aren’t naughty with their fangs and spoil the future stories. However, just like with all shows, juicy bits and pieces of future storylines inevitably find their way out. And we have just a few pieces of new information that we think will whet your appetite for all things vampire.
If spoilers bother you . . . . As always, please turn your fangs away from the computer screen. At the end of last season, we saw Bill explode and then reform into some type of super-vamp-god-situation, and while he will undoubtedly be an antagonist that Sookie Stackhouse, Eric, and others will have to deal with, we’ve just heard that a mew baddie will be strolling into Bon Temps, our fave lil’ southern city where things always seem to be going awry.

The new baddie in town is Truman Burrell, the governor of Louisiana and a bonafide vampire hater. Oh, boy. What’s new? Another vampire hater? Honestly, this new addition sounds a tad bit lame, but I think we can trust that Alan Ball and his team will make a reasonable character. They have a lot to live up to after Russell Edgington’s character — who died last season and will not be returning anytime soon. “He’s gone,” says Alan Ball. ”We may see him in flashbacks, but he bit it.”
Truman’s character is described in the following way: “a good ol’ boy politician who has a major beef with vampires ever since his wife ran off with one, leaving him as a single father to their only daughter. Politically savvy and perhaps overly ambitious, Truman tends to let his personal aspirations overshadow his humanity.” Sounds like he’s going to be another one who is driven by darkness.
Sookie will supposedly have a new love interest next season, and we only expect as much given that Bill is possessed by some crazytown vampire god and her relationship with Eric has always been a bit rocky. Who do you think she will hook up with? A werewolf? Will she finally allow herself to be with Eric? Let us know what you think.

True Blood Season 6 will return this coming summer, and the opening episode is rumored to be titled “Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood.” Chile we are super excited for this fangtastic new season of True Blood.

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Tom Joyner and wife Donna Richardson Splits

Welp the holiday Peppermint Tea has been spilt. Now this radio personality knows he don't have too many years to be trying to find another love. Tom Joyner has divorced his wife Donna Richardson.

   

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

High profile radio host Tom Joyner and his wife of 12-years, ESPN sports commentator Donna Richardson have divorced. But what fans may find shocking about the couple's split is that it happened months ago! The split was revealed in the New York Daily News who reported that the divorce (which ended in May) was a “mutual but not exactly amicable situation involving other parties.” Hmmm....."other parties?" It sounds like someone cheated and they need to spill the beans. Also the word around the campfire is that Tom Joyner sold his company to (Radio One) for $50 Million. This happened during the marriage, so whatever prenuptial agreement they have does not have anything to do with that money. If you know Donna, you will know that she help brand Tom Joyner's Brand, So I feel that she wells deserves at least half of that $50 million.

I hope this does not get ugly, because when money is involved things get crazy!



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Prince Harry Kills Taliban Commander

   The Playboy Prince has precision in the party scene and in the war field. Prince Harry has reportedly killed his first Taliban commander in Helmand, Afghanistan, The Sun has revealed.

The 28-year-old royal gunship co-pilot was called on to unleash a missile strike to eliminate a senior terror leader, according to a defense insider, who told the British newspaper that Harry, dubbed “Big H” is a “legend.”

“We were on patrol and the Apache helicopters were called in,” the source said.

“We heard this posh voice come over the radio and knew it was Big H. They were tracking a Taliban leader — he was commander level.”

The source added, “The Apache then let off some Hellfire missiles and its 30mm cannon and ‘boom’. It was Big H all the way.”

The strike reportedly occurred in late October during a partnered patrol with Afghan troops hunting the Taliban chief.

 

It’s a decidedly different change of pace for Harry, who had a notorious wild night in Las Vegas in August when he was photographed canoodling naked with a woman after a game of “strip billiards.”

British-born Carrie Reichert told the tabloid The People: “We kissed, he was naked at the time and pretty open. It was a drunken fumble. It wasn’t romantic, just fun. He was a gentleman, but he was so wasted. The alcohol affected him. I was there for 15 to 20 minutes.”

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Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy Seperates!!!

Well chile I knew it was coming to a end, despite many denials in the past, Bethenny Frankel has now come out and admitted the unfortunate truth: Her marriage to Jason Hoppy is over.

This is what Bethenny had to say about her marriage coming to a end. "It brings me great sadness to say that Jason and I are separating," the reality star said in a statement. "This was an extremely difficult decision that as a woman and a mother, I have to accept as the best choice for our family.

"We have love and respect for one another and will continue to amicably co-parent our daughter who is and will always remain our first priority. This is an immensely painful and heartbreaking time for us."Rumors that Frankel and Hoppy were unhappy together have been circulating for months.

But Bethenny has gone to great lengths to shoot this chatter down, dismissing it entirely on the first episode of her talk show.

The couple were married in March 2010 and have a two-year old daughter together named Bryn.

In a Tweet that followed her official statement, Frankel said she was "heartbroken" over the development.

I knew when Bethenny was on watch what happens the other night, the way she talked about it I knew it was over! I guess Andy will hook her up with another reality show showing her life after her marriage ends!

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New Series: DECEPTION

Now I know a lot of people like to look at reality tv. But I had heard of this new series coming on NBC starring Megan Good, Laz Alonzo, Victor Garber. Hunnie I just looked at the pilot and I love this show already. Its giving me a twist of Scandal, Revenge, and a little bit of CSI and Law and Order! This show should be big. So make sure you tune in on January 7, at 10pm

Chile Megan Good said umm you know she can act and baby she is doing just that. Laz Alonzo plays her ex boyfriend/ Partner and they try to rekindle their relationship while doing a undercover job. Megan plays a detective that goes undercover to find out how her best friend was killed. There is a whole lot of scandal going on with this rich powerful family called the Bowers! Again if you love Revenge this will be the next best thing! Take a look at the Pilot, I promise you will love it!


Pilot




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Rapper Fat Joe may go to Jail!

Chile why these people cant pay their taxes? They should have learned by now! So here is the Peppermint Tea for this dingbat Fat Joe. He faces up to two years in prison after pleading guilty today to failing to pay taxes on nearly $3 million in income over two years.

The performer, whose real name is Joseph Cartagena, entered the plea in federal court in New Jersey because some of the companies he earns money from are incorporated there.

The 42-year-old Miami Beach, Fla., resident entered pleas to two counts covering years 2007 and 2008 but his sentencing will take into consideration the government's initial allegation that he failed to pay income taxes for years 2007 through 2010. Federal prosecutors said the total tax loss to the government for those four years was $718,038.

Cartagena lawyer Jeffrey Lichtman said his client "had already taken steps to resolve this situation" before he was charged. He said the rapper hoped to pay back the taxes by the time of his sentencing April 3.

Well I feel like that so called rapper should have pid those taxes before they got out of hand! But I guess that is what they do when they get famous they feel like they do not have to pay their taxes, Clearly they are all confused!


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Mob Wives: Season 3

I hope all of you have your hair glued in securely and definitely Strap on your seat belts, Mob Wives is back for a third time and you know they will probably put someone in a wheel chair or crutches, Because these ole Buzzards go HARD in the paint when they are upset.

Vh1 announced Mob Wives Season 3 will return on Sunday, January 6th with your favorites all returning — plus one! Back for more will be Renee Graziano, Drita D’Avanzo, Karen Gravano, Carla Facciolo, Big Ang and Ramona Rizzo. Also joining the fun is Love Majewski, according to Vh1:

Love Majewski

“Viewers will also be introduced to a new cast member, Love Majewski. A hot-tempered “mob moll” with a notorious past, Love is back in town to reconnect with old friends – but quickly finds that jealousy is in the air, as are brand new Staten Island scuffles.”Love was also featured on ID (Investigation Discovery) channel’s “I Married a Mobster”.

Chile after checking out this tricks profile she is really going to be a mess. Vh1 really knows how to make you watch. So how is it that they can fight on Mob Wives and when the fight on BasketBall Wives its a prob. I don't get it but whom am I and why should they care what I think!


“Season 3 picks up with the women trying to move on in several different ways. In the wake of ex-husband Junior’s betrayal, Renee battles an ongoing secret which proves to be too much for her to handle alone. See that crazy Azz Renee holding secrets, I bet she knew that Junior was going to snitch on her father. Big Ang copes with the fallout from her son’s drug rehabilitation and final sentencing, and Drita learns that her husband Lee is going to be released from jail and is forced to consider her options and the consequences they will have on her life.
Much to Carla’s amazement, things continue to heat up between (her still husband) Joe and his much younger girlfriend. As Karen continues to build her entrepreneurial empire, she learns some startling news about her boyfriend Dave that jeopardizes their long-standing love connection. And with Ramona’s boyfriend Joe still stuck behind bars and awaiting sentencing, Ramona receives an offer she may never be able to refuse. “


Well I hope all of you are ready because January is just around the corner and I am ready to see!


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Tamar Braxton Love and War (Good Morning America)

Well Hunnies that Tamar Braxton said she can sing and I don't have to stand up to get the best vocals ever! She goes on Good Morning America and she let all the kids have it. Here is the clip, I see why this song was number one on iTunes , Because its hot like fire just like Tamar!









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Tami Roman, Tells all about upcoming season and New Sitcom

Well chile that Tami Roman is keeping herself super busy and out of trouble nowadays. She was recently spotted on the streets of Manhattan looking just fabulous. I guess that Basketball Wives money is treating her right! You can expect to see more of the outspoken Basketball Wives star this coming January when her new comedy series, titled Belle’s, premieres on TV One. She is also filming Basketball Wives Season 5 which will focus more on positivity this season. She recently revealed:

Tami: People are really going to be surprised at the approach we’re going to take this season because it’s more family oriented, not as much drama.What you’ve seen in past seasons was real, but that’s not how our lives are 98% of the time. We’re excited to show you more than just the drama.
I’m a busy mom and I have a new show coming out and I’m focused on that. I’m really a loving person and you’ll see that on season five.

Lawd, I guess everyone has to evolve. So here is the best Peppermint Tea for today. Jennifer Williams, Royce Reed and Kesha Nichols have all been axed from Season 5, and replaced with with Brandi Garnett (wife of Kevin Garnett), Tasha Marbury (wife of Stephon Marbury) and Hope Alexa (Dwight Howard’s baby’s mother) cast as their replacements for the upcoming season.

Brandi Garnett

Tasha Marbury

Hope Alexa

Well I wonder if Dwight has any legal smack down on Hope Alexa like he did Royce Reed yet, Because we all know that he didn't let poor Royce say a mumbling word! Well I guess we will see come January if this new season will be a hit or a bust!





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Tiny Tonight Talk Show Premier

So tonight was the night that Tameka "tiny" Harris premiered her new talk show! Let me just get right to it! The show was funny and I did like the dynamics of the show, but I think Tiny need to get some speech classes! She doing all that bouncing around like she waiting on her next drug fix! Tamar was really good on the show, many may think she is too much, but she is just enough to keep the show going! Nowthat Trina with that plastic hair she had on her head was awful! I know she could have found another wig that would have looked better! Also I feel Trina was a little disconnected with the girls maybe she is not a good fit! We wilk see what the people thought! 

Claudia I don't know if you are the best fit fir the shiw but I can see why you where there. You brought the ckass to the show because the ither cast nenbers are hot messy pickles!

Now the last mess of the night was that Shekinah, she is very funny don't get me wrong, I just want her to get sone media training!  The rawness is lovely but it still can be refined a little!

Over all the show was good and I think as it goes on the show will get better. So Tiny good job!

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Basketball Wives LA: Reunion Part 2

I really don't know what to say from the travesty that I looked at on my TV. Now that Bambi, I am just speechless when it comes with how she is on this stage looking. Her and this barbie doll gold hair and that prom dress was definitely not the business. Lawd someone send her a fashion stylist and a hairstylist I know its someone out there can help her. 

So this second show started off where the last one left off, that Jon Sally had them playing a game of who they didn't want to come back next season.  That crazy azz Laura trys to call Bambi out and ask what was her purpose for being on the show because she has no affiliation with the basketball wives. As I sat in my chair I was like and you do? But I forgot both of you women were jumpoffs. So I guess that makes you a Basketball wife..All of this is just a Pickle! Bambi really don't like the sisters Laura and Gloria. Bambi kept asking Gloria where do we go to find the webisode, and you know Gloria she pops right back off with ummm where is your Album. These women are a slap mess. I can't and I won't with them!

That Jackie is a slap fool. Out of all the women she really held my attention with all her craziness. First of the only thing that is constant in Jackie's world is that Eff'd up Hair that she always seem to rock. Girl please find a hairstylist for season 3. I just noticed that Jackie has a very nice ring on her finger and as I was thinking to myself there is something fishy with her and her husband getting married each year to prove their marriage. Chile they asked Jackie was her husband Gay. Apparently that was not the question she wanted to hear nor answer. That ole crow paused and she said he wasn't. But hunnie world around the campfire is that he has a boy toy on the side, But you didn't hear that from me! 

I mean I really couldn't get much from this reunion. Nothing but it was boring as hell and I hope they get a new and interesting cast, because I can't keep wasting my hour on these old crows!

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Love & Hip Hop (Dirty Little Secrets)

Chile it has taken me second to gather all my thoughts on these crazy dingbats on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. All I have to say is they are some messy broads and I am not just meaning the women, the men too are a total PICKLE! I am going to sit here and just break down some valid points from the show. That Mona Scott is a very talented lady, In my opinion I know she messy but if I had a show she would def be the producer.

Erica, First of all chile I know after the first season you were suppose to show improve. But I see that clearly didn't happen. Tell me one thing Erica, out of all the hairstylist in Atlanta you continue to go the worst one ever. You are sitting up here with these two horns on your head! i just cant with you and that wack ole hairstyle. Erica and her mother Minon has to be going to the same hairstylist, Because they are rocking the hairstyles from the early 90's and that is not the Gag nor the Tea! Chile Boo! Now did yall catch erica when she walked in that house and walked past Scrappy, she had the nerve to say that she was thinking about something and she didnt see him nor the camera crew, Hunnie that a lie, You saw them! But all you could focus on was you had a empty house with no furniture! Tell me this Ms Girl. If scrappy is a good father why is it that you had to take him out on child support and why would he take all the furniture from you and his baby! Chile he really dont want your Basic Tail! I am just saying, I cant help I am just telling the truth! Sorry Boo!

Scrappy, Hunnie the city of Atlanta need to find him and get their GED they granted him! Can you say that thing really cant talk, the sad part about it is he thinks that language he speak is cute! That is a automatic Fail times Ten! Scrappy goes into a talk about Shay should have been women enough to tell him she hope he is happy! Scrappy you are not all of that, secondly if you wanted that Plain Jane Erica you should have not had Shay mind going that you were going to leave her alone and it was going to be something between you two! See you know that OLD lady called KARMA, she is going to light into your tail and you are going to be speaking proper english! So they bring up the fight scene again and he is going to say that it is making him all mad again. Lil boy sit down somewhere before you end up back behind the bars where you belong!

Shay, really I just dont know what to say about you! You may act like you really about this life, but in reality you are not about this life by any means! You are on the screen with this ugly ponytail. Its black and then your bang area is light brown, blonde and black. Hunty I am definitely about to take your hair card, Cause you were up there looking like UGLESHA! So they show the scene where Scrappy tells you that he is choosing Erica Plain Jane over you. Girl you knew this was going to happen, you on the stage looking like a orange that had sex with a leapord and that rats nest on your head that looks like howard the duck! I can't and I won't with you. So you feel the need to get mad and holler scrappy's business out that the utilities are in your name, girl first of all if that is not your house your name should have not been anywhere on those utilities, secondly you didn't have to try to embarrass him saying his credit score is a negative zero! We already know that he is a mama's boy and he don't have any responsibilities! Shay I just have one question, why did you have to say that you cried last season but you are going to laugh this time around. Chile are you sure you going to laugh or be laughed at if you come back on the scene with a Toupe' on that head looking like road kill.

Why did they really give Karli Redd 5 seconds to say something? Then she says that she has somebody to get this season. Chile if you talking about Kmichele you will probably get beat up cause that bird don't care at all. I guess that mean you will be on the show with your whopped sided bootay!! (lol)

Why is Mimi and that Stevie J still messing around. See this is what happens when a Basic Bish gets a hold of a player. They get sprung and they let the player get away with murder. i am not even going to address this love triangle with Stevie j and his two fools Mimi and Joseline! All I have to say is that Ms Joseline is a bad lady/boy and she is doing what she needs to do to stay relevant. But I can't and I won't with Mimi basic self!

Why did Rasheeda have the least time? Could it be that her storyline with Kirk was just blah. Now what that Mona should have did was got that Toya Carter-Wright on the cast and that would have been what I wanted to see. I bet Rasheeda would have really been turned up cause she will not let that Kmichele dog Toya on that show. Oh well we will just have to see what they have in store for us!

Kmichele, All I have to say is that you a straight Pickle and that is all I have to say about you! All those one liners that you dish out is going to make you get your azz beat in real life! Why did that foolish Azz Kmichele say that Raheeda is the fake Chili and says she need to stick to the Rivers and Lakes. Girl I Live for that foolish Read!

Mama Dee, why did Mama Dee going to say that she can't even go to the Family Dollar Store! Chile sit your old crow self down, who wants to see you? Not me! Why was your hair looking like a oversized Poodle.

I was glad to see The Doll Funky Dineva giving me ole Senator wife Realness with that outfil and that hair. She said something that I just have to repeat. She said Mimi was looking like a Molly Maid! I live for that Read Ms gurl!

 This will be  interesting season to look at. We will see who will be the new additions, word around the campfire is Diamond and Soulja Boy will join the cast. Mona girl that is just Messy but we love it!






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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 7...The Brown Girls Take Over Bravo

BITCH

Children, Children you all need to come in the house and have Several Seats and take a sip of this Very Very Hot Peppermint Tea. Now when I you this was a explosive episode tonight. Chile they gave me all the life I needed to make it until in the morning. I really don't think the world was ready for this All Brown Girl Cast tonight. Lets just get right into it. They started this episode back when Kenya was asking Phaedra about a threesome. That Phaedra was like look you Bipolar Bish, if you don't get out my face you are going to end up missing. Ms Kenya knew that Phaedra was not playing and she quickly Skidaddled out of that southern belle's face. Ms Nene quickly notices that Kenya and Walter's relationship is fake, Because Nene says she is the Judge Character, so you know her she ask Kenya is this relationship for real, and you know that so call Actress says of course! Lies I say, Just LIES! Now Peter pull all the guys to the side to let them know that he wanted to renew his vows with Cynthia. Greg hollers out and say that he has two viagra he can have. Chile first of all why does greg have them? He will be saying I popped a viagra, I'm sweating! (in my Trinadad James Voice)

THE BROWN GIRLS!!!

Ok now I know I have not popped my eyes out the socket yet but why are they letting Nene hair be filmed looking like that. Gurl they are trying to make it look like your hair is really ate out in the back. Chile you need to check those camera men they are trying you miss girl!

So as the night goes on the group starts talking about having a third shift, which means having sex at night. So that Kandi quickly lets the group know that her and todd has had sex in the jacuzzi. That is all that Phaedra had to hear. Phaedra quickly says she is in love with her vagina and it will not get in that jacuzzi! (falls out on the floor)

Now this is the Gag, Soul goo afro Walter asks Kenya to get up and walk with him, she gets all excited like she is about to get a proposal! Chile that Walter pulled it! He told her about Peter wanting to renew his and Cynthia's Vows! If I could have been there when he asked her that and it was not the proposal that she was looking for. That face was cracked and it crumbled to the floor. Kenya in return says, s I am going to be a Bridesmaid? Now that was a very Low Read Walter, But you know what I loved it! You get three points for that one!

I just have to say this again Ms Bravo was trying tonight with Nene's hair, First they showed it almost in its natural state in the back, then they have a clear lady trying to curl her Toupe', thats was a mess!Finally they let that wind blow and all I see is Track, on Tracks, on Tracks! CHILE BYE! Nene you were suppose to be aware! (lol, chuckles to myself)

Ok back on the beach when the ladies are getting a massage. Nene inquires to Kenya about that fake relationship. That Ms kenya gets smart with Nene, and she gives it right back to Kenya! If Kenya had any sense she would get Nene on her side. Because as this week as played out in Atlanta, this will probably be her first and last season on show. Oh Well! Take your crazy AZZ back to LA!

Peter Pulls off this renewal and Cynthia was very surprised but she liked it! That crazy southern belle Phaedra is going to say that Peter looks like a black angel that is wearing white! Yes Phaedra that was funny! So Nene catches the bouquet and from the look at it that Kenya was running from the Bouquet! I knew that ole crow did not want to get married. As we all know that she was just trying to secure her a spot on this wonderful franchise. I guess this mission was in vain Miss Gurl!

That freaky azz Kandi and Todd having sex in the Jacuzzi! That explains why Kandi's hips are spreading as wide as Hwy 85 south! I am just saying, my readers deserves to know!

This is the time we Live for!!! So here it goes, Ms Porsha starts reading Kenya about her different Personalities and that Kenya jumps bad and calls her a non Mother-*ucking factor, Lawd why did she even go there. kenya jumps up and calls Porsha a Bish and kept calling her those B words. Hunnie that Ms Porsha was not trying to hear that tonight. Porsha calls Kenya a tramp Ms Detroit, and calls her out on that Fake booty and boobs. Hunnie to tell you the truth I have been saying that Kenya butt is fake I am just glad someone else got to call her out. Kenya hollers out I am a tramp, But you have a tramp stamp on the back of your back! Kenya girl its almost too late for you to talk hunnie! Then Porsha hits us with the Line of the century, she calls Kenya a Curb Azz Bish and that she is a Low Class Whore, Now that was a Marlo move. It was slick and chile it was all I needed to hear. All I have to say is that Porsha went in and let that old Kenya have it tonight. (you did that porsha, you get two snaps in a circle) Kenya goes on and on about she is forty and fabulous, and twirling around. Then she says she is fabulous, gone with the wind fabulous and she twirls like she has not took her meds in 5 months. I knew this chick was a fool and it was proven tonight! That Nene goes Bitch, is it movie night? Gone with the wind! Chile Dead!!


This was a very very interesting episode, But my favorite was at the end. that Porsha and Kenya are just like oil and vinegar! They are never going to mix! I cant wait to see next week.







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Catfight on the Catwalk is coming!! Naomi Campbell is Ready!!!

Well her silence is ending and she, I mean Her, I mean Naomi Campbell is back to starting drama with people! Her recent brawl is with her Co-Star Coco Rocha. A cat fight has erupted behind the scenes of Naomi Campbell's cat walking show. "THE FACE". The word around the campfire is Naomi Campbell, and her Co-Host Coco Rocha and Karolina Kurkova are bickering while shooting the upcoming Oxygen series leaving poor ole Nigel Barker as the mediator. Well he should have know this was going to be a Pickle because these are three divas and they all think its about them.

Poor Nigel is the only one who gets along with everyone! Well we all know he has to get along with that crazy Naomi Campbell because she will get violent and throw a cellphone at him. (lol) I hope they are paying him double because he has been left as a host and a referee. So he has three models, all are at different levels in their careers and they are different ages, that gives you a recipe fir destruction. Well one of the ladies might need to just warn Naomi the bully if she keeps on they will pull her hair off and show everyone how she pulls up to the scene with her EDGES missing! (ha) Hunnie so its a competition show and none of them are use to losing! This is really going to be a interesting show!

So the word around is that Naomi really don't have a reason not to like somebody, she doesn't like certain people.

This show with all the bickering between the two models will be very good. Coco is a very straight laced person always on time to set and you know that Super Diva Naomi is always late and Coco gets very annoyed by this and that is were the are clashing.

So you know these days if you dont take to your twitter and throw shade you are not a real celebrity! Campbell tweeted: "I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of." This is just a mess!

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Basketball Wives LA Reunion Part 1

Ok hunnie chile, All of you know that I really can't look at these Lame BasketBall Wives LA, But since I was forced to look at it the other day I just had the spirit in me to speak my mind on all these Ole Crows with no feathers! So on the first part of the “Basketball Wives L.A.” reunion, the recently married Gloria Govan was feeling her spirits or something, sitting on her stoop. As she did battle with Bambi, Gloria kept repeating over and over again that none of these bitches could see her cause they were all there BECAUSE of her.

I am the Reason! NOT!

“Let’s not get shit twisted. I’m the reason why there’s a spinoff. Gloria came to L.A. with my sister and we started Basketball Wives L.A.,” Gloria said.

Chile Bye, just cause you were on the original BBW, don't mean they um mad a spinoff for your low budget AZZ. Hunnie your braids must have been too tight for your 10 inch sew-in that you were wearing!

YES, Gloria and Laura were the anchors for the first season of BBWLA, but let’s NOT get shit twisted.

Gloria you were invited to the original “Basketball Wives” show because of the messy drama between show creator Shaunie O’Neal and her sister, Laura. She was said to have been carrying on an affair with Shaunie’s ex-husband, Shaquille O’Neal. They couldn’t get Laura for the show at the time for various reasons, so they settled for her sister.

From the jump, Shaunie couldn’t stand Gloria and they basically CHASED HER ASS OUT OF MIAMI.

She did not leave on good terms with anyone. If her sister hadn’t been (allegedly) sleeping with Shaquille, she would’ve never been chosen for the original series in the first place.

Secondly, with the runaway success of the orignal BBW, a spinoff was pretty much guaranteed anyway. The idea of placing the BBW concept in another city was a no-brainer.

BBWLA would’ve worked just fine with or without Gloria and Laura there. The only ingredients needed to make the series be a go was 12oz of Indian Remy Weave, a Louis Vuitton Bag and a jump off, add a camera and BAM, you have a Ratchet show!

So Gloria needs to check herself before she wrecks herself. Yes, she was one of the O.G.s but she need not act like the show can’t run without her, cause it sure nuff can and will. Well i guess the ship wrecked because the word around LA LA land and all the internet that Shed Media, Shaunie and VH1 have fired all those snails, besides Draya and Looney toon Jackie for season three. Hunnie so that mean the O.G of the showed has been FIRED! Old Crow you better go find you another stoop to sit on! (HA)

So here are the tweets from Evelyn and Shaunie, Now I know Gloria didn't think that they were not going to say anything. She set herself up for this failure! Now you know Shaunie O’Neal and Evelyn Lozada couldn’t stay quiet when they caught wind of Gloria’s wild claim and Miss Lozada was quick to shut that shit down.

I just need to make something CLEAR! It is because of @shaunieoneal creating BBW Miami,Shed Media & @vh1 that there is a “SPIN-OFF” #CarryOn

— Evelyn Lozada (@EvelynLozada) December 11, 2012

Shaunie came in right behind for the shady co-sign too:

Thank u Boo! I’ve been telling myself 2 put the phone down #iwontaddresstrash lol RT @evelynlozada: (cont) tl.gd/ka9555

— Shaunie O’Neal (@ShaunieONeal) December 11, 2012

Chile this was everything to me this slight read from those two Monkies!

So let me just touch on the other girls that really dont matter.

Bambi, chile I tried to like you! But that barbie doll hair and that prom dress you had on. Hunnie I just couldn't stand to even cut my eye over to you. All I wanted to do was Pluck my eyeballs out and place them on my desk until the show was over. My advice to you is get a Stylist.

All three of the looks, PASS! 

Brooke, she sat up on that chair, looking like a strawberry that had started to melt and they forgot to take the gold wrapping off. Hunnie that look was not working for me nor YOU! (loose it) Please and Thank You!

Laura, girl besides you Reading ancient Jackie about being broke. girlie when you took that costume ring off and told Jackie to take it and buy a house, all I was thinking of with what?  Because everybody knows that the ring was not real. Just tragic!

Malaysia, all I can say is I just can't with you and I won't, So that means i am shutting the door and running away from you and your Huge Teeth!

Draya, Pumpkin your hair was cute and your dress was too, But your actions are not the TEA! #PASS!

Jackie, I saved you for the last, and all I have to say about you with your thirteen year old weave is to clock out and never clock back in to be on the show. So you just really need to hit it on down the yellow brick road. {Ease on down, Ease on down the road}

This show is really like pulling all my veneers out my mouth the make something out of nothing. Please don't try again. One more thing please five that foolish John Sally a job at Walmart since he likes to start fights and talk to Tired Looking women!

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