First Look at Kandi Burruss' Wedding Special

Sit down on this couch so I can spill this Hot Tea on your knee. Kandi's wedding special will be coming on bravo on sunday June 1 at 8pm. I know everyone can not wait to see this crazy show because from the reunion with her mother, mama Joyce its going to be a pickle times 10. I almost don't want to look at it because that mama is showing all the way out. It seems as if its going to be really interesting. Kandi I think you have pulled off something with the circus of friends you have. Here is the sneak preview, I hope you enjoy.



First Look at Kandi Burruss' Wedding Special | Bravo TV Dish | Official News



Will you be tuned in?




Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

Apollo Nida of The Real Housewives back in jail!

Chile now this is a dill pickle in a jar. Please pull up a seat and sit down at my table and drink a little hot lemon TEA! Now I am not trying to be messy but dang, You would think once you get in trouble one time for something you don't go around and do it again. So with that being said these Atlanta 

Skreetz are whistling and buzzing. Allegedly Apollo surrendered to the US Marshalls on Charges of bank fraud and aggravated identity fraud. Chile what in the world does all that mean. Now he needs to go somewhere and sitdown with his little pale self. Apollo had to appear in US District Court in downtown Atlanta today for his charges.  This once in jail felon was committing major bank fraud since he was released from Georgia State prison back in 2009. Hunnie clearly he likes the fast life of taking the banks money and not making his on money from that highly rated reality show.

Apollo appeared in front of US District Judge Brill yesterday and he was granted a pretrial bond. This is significant because he is currently on state parole in Georgia, and due to the all of the things that he has done. The charges usually trigger a state parole violation unless he is cooperating with the government. Let's hope that the government does not mess with Phaedra with all this mess Apollo has gotten hisself in. Chile but the other little Tea is they say that she was in with him before when he went to jail for altering VIN Numbers on cars. I just don't know what to say about all this foolishness.

Now that Miss America is going to have a field day with this little incident.




Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

Kenya Moore Releases Text Messages

Chile that Kenya is a fool but she smart. I knew that Apollo would slip up and Kenya waisted no time in letting them leak out...i gathered this info from www.lovebscott.com

If you’ve been watching this season of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, then you’re already aware of a pretty messy situation involving Kenya Moore, Phaedra Parks and her husband Apollo Nida.
Kenya Moore has been accused of having inappropriate conversations with Apollo via text message — even at one point trying to have sex with him.
Kenya insists their conversations have always been platonic and never crossed any boundaries. She even has the text messages to prove it.
Check out these newly released screenshots of an alleged conversation between Kenya and Apollo dating back to October 2012. She tells TMZ that Apollo is simply making up the drama for the show at her expense and she wants ”to put an end to these false and defaming speculations and judgments against me.”
Judging from the conversation we see, Kenya’s story matches up…















Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

Apollo pops Brandon, Kenya's Assistant "Girl Fight"

The word whistling on these Atlanta streets is that Season 6 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta will feature a massive brawl involving both Phaedra Parks's hubby, Apollo Nida, and Kenya Moore's assistant, Brandon DeShazer. The details as to how the fight broke out are still fuzzy, but Brandon maintains that he was attacked. +TMZ  recently caught up with him to get his take on what happened.
After revealing that he's yet to speak with either Apollo or Phaedra since the incident — "You would think that at least one of them would call," he snickered — he gave a detailed account of his many injuries.
"Bones, bruises, and stitches in my cheek… in the inside," Brandon listed. Dang!
As far as his next move, Brandon's following some sage advice.
"I'll do what my Grandma said and pray for them and let my attorney handle the rest," he told the cameras. Chile the shade is all the way real in HotLanta. Because it is really a pickle that Brandon is walking around trying to push charges against Apollo. That fruit need to sit down and twirl away like his BOSS. Now TWIRL on that Brandonlina.

FlyGossip Guy
THE SHADE IS REAL

The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 19

 

Well tonight on the latest episode of The Brown Girls Show! That Kenya just can't grow up. All she wants to do is run out of every place that Walter is going to be at. Why is that crazy squared booty Kenya walking around saying that Walter is a stalker? She needs to check all her so called friends and make sure they are not inviting Walter to anything that she will be at. Enough with the looney bin and go ahead with the show.

 

Nene has clearly showed us this season that it is all about her and she really could careless what the other dingbats are doing. She and Gregg have really got their relationship back on track and they are making the best of it and you can tell that they are really happy. Kudos for you Nene and Gregg!

So this Episode was definitely about the battle of the Booties. Phaedra and Apollo's Video was very very fun, and Kenya's video on the other hand was very well constructed and she was not as playful as Phaedra. I think personally that both videos will do well because they both have a different appeal to every customer. But if you ask me that Phaedra is too funny saying her butt was homegrown and Kenya's butt was bought from Home Depot. Now if that is not shade on a sunny day I don't know what to tell you.

Porsha girl let me give you a word of advice, Leave that Dr Sherry along cause she is not hitting on anything. She couldn't tell me how to go left. I am just saying. Run girl run!

Kandi I am so glad you are not telling your mom all your business this season Hell we have not seen her much at all. I am glad that Todd is in your life and I think he is going to make you a better you. But I just need you to quit crying when you get upset.

This episode was just a little Blah, Blah, Blah but what i grabbed from it all is that Kenya is a Dingbat and need medication fast. Cynthia is a messy Jessy trying to get that foolish Kenya to get over Walter. Porsha needs to get a backbone. Nene is the happiest that she has ever been. Kandi and Todd is cute and Kandi need to quit trying to get all the business ventures, she needs to stick to music and that sex toys that she does. Phaedra is just there but i like the roll she is playing at the moment.



Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

The Real Housewives of Atlanta : Season 5 Episode 11

Well chile tonight was the battle of the donkey booty and the square booty! The night started off in a good way, showing Nene and Gregg settling down in LA. I am not by myself I think we all love to see her happy!

Kenya is crazier than a bedbug! So he yellow headed aunt and her nappy headed cousin comes over and the whole conversation is about Walter! Hell that cousin said that Walter tried to talk to her, I bet she talked to him because that CHE is not a cute Georgia Peach! What?
Phaedra and Apollo have a meeting with Kenya to discuss the Donkey Booty Video. Kenya right off the backs says that she have secured distribution deal with Phaedra's name alone. Now you already know that does not sit well with the southern belle. Phaedra was like Bish I didn't ask you to do a darn thing, But chile you know thats how that Kendra, oops I mean Kenya does. She is paper chasing right now she need something going down in that so called production company! Then she has the nerve to say that the budget for the video production would be $100,000, ummm Hell what is she producing a mini -series. Kenya girl please find you a mental doctor cause you need some medication!

That Phaedra calls her Lawyer cause she does not do dealing with a crook. Phaedra's Attorney let her know that he thought that the budget was too much and they didn't need to have all this for a production of the video. Kenya and her so called producer and they are fussing about the money. Kenya hollers she needs fifty percent, chile all I could do was laugh at Phaedra cause she just had to clutch her pearls. Kenya had clearly took her back with that statement. To bring a long story short Kenya just want all this money for not doing anything. Then Phaedra lets Kenya know that she consulted with Todd about maybe using his production company. When she did that, it hit a nerve with Kenya and of course she TWIRLED on out the office! 

Kandi throws a surprise party for Todd and invites everyone. I love the way that Kandi is happy this season. That Kenya is still upset about the Donkey Booty Video, She approaches Todd to ask him and Kandi shut her all the way down. Chile that Ms Kenya was like I am about over all these chicks.

Cynthia is getting the READ award this season. Because this modeling chick has came all the way out her shell, I bet Wendy Williams want to have her on the morning show now. She has all the personality like we all like to see. So they all meet at the Bailey Agency for casting for the Donkey Booty Video. In comes Kenya and she immediately  tries to throw Phaedra under the bus to get Cynthia on her side. I just want to know who is that fruitloop that is running with Kenya that she is saying that he is her producer, Honey chile I don't believe it! Kenya lets Cynthia know that Phaedra don't want to pay her. Cynthia in returns letting Kenya know that Phaedra tweeted about the casting and Cynthia didn't approve. Phaedra comes in and they let Phaedra have it and Cynthia lets Phaedra know that the casting was cancelled and she let her know that she will be getting a casting fee for having this at her place of business. That foolish Phaedra going to say that Kenya is hoping, wishing and wanting to have a deal. Hunnie you can pick me off the floor because I think I just Died! Phaedra girl you give us a good ole country read every time!  Kenya gets upset at Phaedra and storms out as usual, this is what she says "bye Ladies, Gentlemen, Girls and Queens" Kenya is a hott mess she called that Carlton, Cynthia's Assistant a Queen. I died on contact with that!

All I have to say is I am convinced that Kenya is a fool and we need to keep her on the show because we need her foolishness! We didn't see much from Porsha, but we know she is still around cause Kenya still does not like her.

Fly GossipGuy

THE SHADE IS REAL

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 9

THE RICH BITCH!!!!

Well I have tried and tried to pull something out of this weeks The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. I can't even give you some hot tea today all I can give you is some cold ice tea. This weeks episode was so umm you know blah! The girls are still bickering about Anguilla and how Kenya's relationship is so fake. We'll we all know that relationship is as Plastic as her acting career! 

Is it me or they have mad Cynthia and Peter have became the go to couple, to try to mentor all the other couple on the show. Chile thats a mess because for one they just got married and they were having problems even making it to the alter. Hunnie I wouldn't take any advice from them because their marriage is not all that stable! I mean really, Everyone knows I am telling the truth.

 

So that crazy Kenya really got the picture last night when Walter told her that she was moving too fast and it was going to take some time before marriage would come to play. Why is it that Walter is always wiping sweat like he really don't want  to fool with that crazy azz Kenya! If you really want my opinion they need admit her into a mental asylum and throw away the key! 

Just to tell you the truth the whole episode was so dry they should have just called this The Real HouseHusbands of Atlanta, Because the men story lines were better than those bickering ladies tonight!  

One more thing before I just throw in the towel on this weeks episode. That strip club that Cynthia, Peter, Phaedra and Apollo went to must have been the first strip club in Atlanta and those strippers had to be the original strippers from that club! All those belly rolls and sagging breast almost sent me to the morgue!!!!!!

I hope next week be better cause I can't with these boring ladies.

Fly GossipGuy

THE SHADE IS REAL

Real Housewife Phaedra Parks Pregnant

Chile now everybody sit down and grab your tea cups, because I am about to drop some good ole Peppermint Tea this Friday evening! Phaedra Parks the good ole Southern Belle is with child!

I guess it's safe to say that her and Apollo are still married and happy!

For the holidays the married couple a few of their other friends Kandi and Todd, Rasheeda and Kirk, Toya and Memphitz, and Evelyn Lozado where vacationing in Nassau at The Atlantis!

Well we do know she will be a good mother as she is to lil Aiden who is 2 1/2.

I wonder if our Phaedra knows how far a long she is? If not this will be interesting cause she looks about 5 months in this picture!


Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 6

Well hunnie these house women were almost at their best tonight. It started right on off where that
trailer park living Kim walked out that brunch calling those other women some "Niggas" Um I hope everyone caught that lil Peppermint Tea, cause she was spilling it with that comment. Now see I have said this since day one that Kim was prejudice and tonight proved my theory.

So after that racist Kim left the table and her  racist husband Kroy cursed the camera man out for doing their job which is filming them. I could have sworn that they signed that lil piece of paper called a contract, stating that Bravo could film their life and BABBBBY that is what Ms Bravo was doing.
Now the girls see what I was talking about and you know what they pretty much knew the same thing. Hunnie that Nene was kinda fired up but she made fun and light of the whole situation. I guess she was like what the hell that making up Excuses Bitch is gone lets make some fun out of her not being here anymore. In the words of Ms Nene Leakes *By Hater, have a nice life with your Belly and your Slave*   Now if that is not a laugh you need to just hit the lil x on your left top screen. Ok now on with the rest of the show. That Cynthia hair was very lovely again this week, but I really need for her to quit pulling it to the side, I know her boss Andy Cohen loves a side ponytail but chile I am over it. So that Kandi pulls up to the airport and step out the car looking like a BAG OF PENNIES with that Damn jehri curl. Chile I am not going to even say what I really thought about that hair, whichever one of the those men toting those purses and wearing those heels that did Ms Kandi's hair need their License revolted! The word around the campfire is that one of those BURLS don't have a active license and thats prob why Kandi was walking around looking like a wet poodle awaiting a blow dry at the salon, Chile Ms Kandi really pulled it with that look, and it wasn't a good one either.

Ok the shades continued to be pulled down and the darkness hit Hartsfield International Airport tonight. That damn KENDRA, oops I meant Ms Squarepants, ok all of you know who I am talking about, Ms bad skin herself "KENYA". If I was Porsha I would have ran up one side of her square butt and down the other side of that crater face. She could at least said hey, hell even Nene would have said Hi to the making excuses white lady with the pillow in her dress for a stomach Kim. Porsha girl I am going to need for you to get a backbone and really let that old lady have it on contact the next time.

Kenya really got on my nerves tonight begging that whorish soul glowing afro Walter to propose to her and give her a ring. Chile for One that walter do not want you, He just got out of a divorce and he is really not feeling you like you think you are feeling him. Kenya was really off her medication. Why she thought it was ok to push Apollo in that pool and Ms Phaedra not to say anything, chile that was a double negative. All that southern belle act went straight out the door and all that Athens started to come out of her. Oh also Kenya putting that square butt all on Peter, i thought Ms Cynthia would have let her get it, but I guess those spirits she was drinking must have calmed her down. Can someone please tell me why Porsha was kinda off tonight more than usual, I mean it was like she was not on the trip with them. That Bravo made it look like she didn't have permission to talk her and that slow husband of hers. I guess she pulled up to this episode with her ceiling missing again. (non-factor) Poor Baby, oh and before I forget when those dancers came out to dance for everyone, why did one of those dancers look like a man? I am just saying if you going to dance and be on network tv please be ok to view with my eyes. (lol)

I know I was not the only one looking at this broad Kenya, Why is it that every free man she saw she had to post up on everyone of them. I don't care what anyone says that trick is definitely on some type of zoloft or prozac. I bet Nene wouldn't let her get close to greg, and if she did there would really be some trouble in the city or should I have said island. Kenya really I mean really TRIED it tonight with Walter, with that being said Kenya get the Stanky Ole Pickle award for tonight, she was honestly too much.

Donkey Booty!!!!!

Nene was really back to being old nene this episode. She was trying to make out with gregg at the pool. She also let us see that fun side of her again when she was dancing and going back down memory lane talking about her stripping days. I guess Ms Leakes is not that hollywood yet! Ms Bravo really had it out for Ms Nene tonight. They kept showing Nene's Hair when it was not at its best. It looked like some old stale corn that has sat out all day after you have cooked it. I need for her to get her a good amino acid treatment for that hair  so it will lay down, Hunnie cause you can't put any perm on it or she will be slick headed looking like her and Peter could be twins.

Now I cant wait until next week. Those girls acts lie they are going to tear up Anguilla with that fight. I hope they have some meds to administer to Kenya because she is going to need them. I am really convinced that she is certified crazy and I know I am not by myself!

Until next week.

Fly GossipGuy
THE SHAD IS REAL

The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 5

Well Well Well, last night episode of the Hottest ladies on Reality tv didn't dissapoint not one bit. Honeychild it looks like the shades are down and the hands are on the trigger tonight for this episode. When I tell you it was hot in Atlanta this summer, those ladies were packing all the heat.

It started off with the Queen of Shade Kim Zolciak. Chile she acts like that dream house of hers was giving her so many problems. Bish just pay your bills and you could still be in your so called dream house. So she goes on to say she would rather live in a box than stay in that house. Well she did grow up in a Fema trailer ( Thats a READ courtsey of Ms. Nene Leakes) So of course she would feel comfort in a box.( HA!) Now on to the slave, I meant sweetie. I don't care what everyone say , But I hate the way that Kim talks to her slave (sweetie). I hope on her spinoff show, sweetie gets a raise, paycheck for the series and a MULE! Since she is a slave she is suppose to be free, so give her whats owed to her!

All I want to know is what made Kenya and Phaedra go to a gokart racing facility? Chile they know in normal life that would not be the place to meet up and double date. I could have done without that segment, But I guess Bravo had to set this Kenya and Apollo fling up. That soul glo afro of Walters was glistening in the sunlight as they sat and talked on their double date. I just can't with him and the way he looks. Everybody knows (in my Phaedra's Voice) that Walter is just there for free advertisement of his business. Because the word around the campfire is he is not interested in Ms America, oops I meant Kenya Ms USA!

Welp I guess I am taking Cynthia's hair card back, now the first four episodes she was doing a great job with her hair, then low and behold she gives me a ole nasty crunchy its time to get my weave redone kind of bun realness, No No miss girl u need to take that out and try again. I will pass on that look Cynthia, because that is definitely not the business. Hunnie Ms Cynthia must have got a raise from Bravo or that modeling money is definitely making a difference in her life, because she is riding in a shiny new white Land Rover. All I need for Cynthia to do is leave those side ponytails alone, chile those ears are nothing to play with.

Porsha has definitely came on the the scene with her ceiling missing. This child is talking crazy out of  her neck. So Porsha and Kordell goes to the Doctor dressed like couples in the 90's (Where they do that at?) I guess in Atlanta!! First Porsha says she wanted four kids, but didn't want five pregnancies all while she was holding up three fingers. (Falls on the floor and flatlines) I cant with this Bish. Also why did the doctor walk in holding up the first generation Apple laptop, Hunnie this is the age of the tablets, Please get with the program lady with her bad skin. One more thing before I skip on down the yellow brick road. If Porsha don't throw those earrings away with those ornaments on her ear, Those things will downgrade a vintage Chanel Suit. (Throw up)

Ok catch this shade, why was Kandi and Cynthia meeting at the Daiquiri Factory? Chile, out of all the restaurants in atlanta you want to eat at the gayest spot in the city. I guess the other spots were scared the thugs with the leggins, the big purses, and the red bottoms are going to bring down the property value!

WELL to tell you the truth, I looked at this episode for the last fifthteen minutes. I knew that brunch was going to be Everything and a bag of potato skins, So here comes the hot Peppermint Tea. Cynthia arrives first because she is always on time and she is still upset about Phaedra lying to her about the phone call. Then comes in that dang Phaedra looking like a stepford wife Reject with that church lady hat on. She gives Cynthia flowers because she knows she was lying. Then incomes Plain Jane Kandi, Kenya Squarepants, and Blonde Bombshell Nene and the Shade Tree Sisters begin their talk. Guess who shows up late Ms Excuses herself Kim Z-B.
The Brunch starts off with them asking Kim about dates to go out of the country with them. Everyone agrees on the dates, Kim says  I am going on vacation with my husband on that date. So the ladies start having a fit. Chile I guess that wig is too tight on her head because she said she was eight months Pregnant and she has eight more weeks to go before she delivers. (Say what now NURSE) What kind of alien is she having? Chile Kandi and Nene hits the fan, both of them gets furious because that Kim pretty much says I really don't want to be bothered with you WHORES. Nene goes on to say that she tells tail tales and that she makes up every excuse in the world like my hair is shedding, nails coming a lose so she wont have to be bothered with the ladies. That Nene know how to give me a good laugh!

This was what I needed in my life from the housewives this week. You know Less of that Kenya and more of the Valley girl Porsha. I live to type another day. Thanks Girls!


Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

Kenya Moore Just can't get Enough of Throwing Porsha under the bus!

Well Chile that Kenya has done it again! I dont know why she has the HATE card out on poor Porsha Stewart, But she Hates her guts and it is so evident. So Kenya goes on Wendy Williams this morning looking like a freshly cut Daffodil and chile I tell you when she walked out onto that stage all I could see was that square booty. Hunnie its not real and you can't make me believe it. So instead of calling her Bad Skin Judy, I am going to call her Kenya Square Pants, cause that BOOTAY is Square! One more thing, Who curled her hair? It looks like a tired poodle, it almost look like some Coochie Crack...Umph!

So during the Interview wendy ask her a lot of questions, One being why you flirting so hard with Apollo, Phaedra's Husband? She in returns with a canter of who says Apollo isn't flirting with me? Chile u going to make that Phaedra throw some Southern Hospitality on that Square Booty! I have nothing to say because regardless if you are not flirting with him, as he is flirting with you that means you have no respect for a marriage and chile the Peppermint tea on the whole situation you better not marry that Walter (Soul Glo Head) cause he was just spotted out with another lady!

Then Wendy ask her about Porsha being the young 20 something, she blurts she is 31. I already see Kenya just dont like the poor girl. Kenya goes more in depth about Porsha is dumb and she can't read. Chile I cant with that Kenya. But this phrase that comes out her mouth "Some people work for a living, some people TWERK for a living" Chile she READ without even opening up her Pageant Manuel! LOL.

I will let you all be the judge of the lady that Throws Shade on a winter evening!






Fly GossipGuy
The SHADE IS REAL

Groupie Alert, Groupie Alert!!!!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta

Hunnie, These Atlanta streets are TALKING and WHISTLING  about about one of  the The Housewives of Atlanta's Men. All I know is that they are going to be in for a rude awakening. They are talking about how this man is going through these powerful women and that he is at all the events in atlanta. The word around the campfire is that all his friends are in the Industry and he just tags along and has became a major Groupie.

I can't wait to finish getting all the details on this so call wannabe celebrity.