First Look at Kandi Burruss' Wedding Special

Sit down on this couch so I can spill this Hot Tea on your knee. Kandi's wedding special will be coming on bravo on sunday June 1 at 8pm. I know everyone can not wait to see this crazy show because from the reunion with her mother, mama Joyce its going to be a pickle times 10. I almost don't want to look at it because that mama is showing all the way out. It seems as if its going to be really interesting. Kandi I think you have pulled off something with the circus of friends you have. Here is the sneak preview, I hope you enjoy.



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Mama Joyce is pissed off at Bravo's Production Team

I just have to say that Mama Joyce is a little crazy, I feel like she has went to far with all her accusations that she spread all through the country during the highly anticipated reality show,  The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but sometime over the past several episodes, Kandi Burruss’ mother, Mama Joyce, became the undisputed star of the series’ sixth season. Joyce has never really approved of her daughter’s fiancé, Todd Tucker, and as the two edge closer to the altar, Kandi’s mom has done everything in her power to try and drive a wedge between them and split them up.

To recap, Joyce flat out told Todd that he was an opportunist who isn’t good enough for her daughter, and she even told Kandi that she heard rumors that Todd was sleeping with her best friend, Carmon. The last gem culminated  when Mama Joyce and and the other two supremes got in a physical fight between them and Carmon in a bridal boutique as Kandi was in the back trying on wedding dresses.

It seems that Mama Joyce has taken issue with how the producers have chosen to portray her this season, and she’s so annoyed that she may say goodbye to RHoA forever. Joyce tells Ebony, “I will never ever let no one take me there again,” referring to her near- throwdown with Carmon. “Even if I have to bite my own fingers off.” Ok first of all Mama Joyce is at a paricular age and Clearly she should know better. How does she feel like the producers have made her look like a crazy person. I feel like they didnt have to do much because that ole crow is slap crazy.

Mama Joyce also admitted to feeling exploited by Bravo and says that even though she is a major part of her daughter’s storyline this season, she hasn’t been compensated for her appearances on the hit show. “I haven’t gotten a penny from Bravo.  Hunnie Mama Joyce is a money hungry bitter old lady, she need to quit referring everything to money. I see why she so eagerly wanted to be on the show because she wanted the fame and the money. Mama Joyce all I have to say is that you need to have One Eternal Seat and act your age, not your shoe size. They got me [as] the main person and I done trended on [Twitter] two weeks in a row and every damn thing. People keep saying ‘You’re a celebrity,’ and I ask, ‘How the hell am I a celebrity?’ I’m the most unpaid celebrity there is. I’m looking in the Us Weekly and I have a picture and I say, ‘How am I getting all of this attention? I’m not a celebrity!’ ”

Apparently Joyce only agreed to appear on the show in the first place after one of the producers said Kandi needed a more interesting storyline, but in light of all the negative publicity she has gotten over the past several weeks Joyce was forced to hire a publicist. “I’m only doing [it] because I didn’t like what was being said about me,” she maintained.
Kandi and Todd supporters will be happy to know that thMama Joyce “kind of make up” in a RHoA episode slated to air later this season. Ultimately Mama Joyce says she just wants her daughter to be happy, concluding, “I just want the best for her. And if he’s the best for her, well then I’m happy. All I want her to do is be happy. God knows that’s all I want.”

Chile Bye you just want the fame and the fortune, and You can't tell me no difference.


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Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | The Atlanta Housewives Return!

Hunnay, Hunnay now this super trailer for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 is off the Eff'n Chain. Now I really thought it was going to be some crazy boring season but these Southern Peaches are going for blood.. When I tell you that every character will deserve a nightime emmy. The Tea and The Shade is all around and when I tell you that Kandi and that Darn mama joyce, See I need for mama joyce to be quiet because she is going to turn around and make Kandi a old woman without a man. Kandi check your mother at the door, better yet send her home to her old house she use to stay in.

Now who I am going to live for is Nene this season. She will bring out the old Nene because she need all the ratings that she can get because they cancelled her show "The New Normal" so she need her check to stay coming to the bank. I have said enough, I need you to look at this Super Trailer and for you to get your life cause you will not be sleep this season. Get Ready, Because this group of women invented the word "SHADE" because thats all they do is Throw it Baby! November 3 can not come fast enough!


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The Kandy Factory Cancelled

Chile well here comes something that I knew was coming, Kandi Burruss’s hitmaker show, The Kandi Factory, is no more. The reality starlet confirmed the news to a fan on Twitter saying that her spin-off show would not be coming back for another season. Let's be real who looked at that show? It would have been great but it did miss some key things. I will not go into what was missing but i will say it lacked substance.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 19

 

Well tonight on the latest episode of The Brown Girls Show! That Kenya just can't grow up. All she wants to do is run out of every place that Walter is going to be at. Why is that crazy squared booty Kenya walking around saying that Walter is a stalker? She needs to check all her so called friends and make sure they are not inviting Walter to anything that she will be at. Enough with the looney bin and go ahead with the show.

 

Nene has clearly showed us this season that it is all about her and she really could careless what the other dingbats are doing. She and Gregg have really got their relationship back on track and they are making the best of it and you can tell that they are really happy. Kudos for you Nene and Gregg!

So this Episode was definitely about the battle of the Booties. Phaedra and Apollo's Video was very very fun, and Kenya's video on the other hand was very well constructed and she was not as playful as Phaedra. I think personally that both videos will do well because they both have a different appeal to every customer. But if you ask me that Phaedra is too funny saying her butt was homegrown and Kenya's butt was bought from Home Depot. Now if that is not shade on a sunny day I don't know what to tell you.

Porsha girl let me give you a word of advice, Leave that Dr Sherry along cause she is not hitting on anything. She couldn't tell me how to go left. I am just saying. Run girl run!

Kandi I am so glad you are not telling your mom all your business this season Hell we have not seen her much at all. I am glad that Todd is in your life and I think he is going to make you a better you. But I just need you to quit crying when you get upset.

This episode was just a little Blah, Blah, Blah but what i grabbed from it all is that Kenya is a Dingbat and need medication fast. Cynthia is a messy Jessy trying to get that foolish Kenya to get over Walter. Porsha needs to get a backbone. Nene is the happiest that she has ever been. Kandi and Todd is cute and Kandi need to quit trying to get all the business ventures, she needs to stick to music and that sex toys that she does. Phaedra is just there but i like the roll she is playing at the moment.



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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 7...The Brown Girls Take Over Bravo

BITCH

Children, Children you all need to come in the house and have Several Seats and take a sip of this Very Very Hot Peppermint Tea. Now when I you this was a explosive episode tonight. Chile they gave me all the life I needed to make it until in the morning. I really don't think the world was ready for this All Brown Girl Cast tonight. Lets just get right into it. They started this episode back when Kenya was asking Phaedra about a threesome. That Phaedra was like look you Bipolar Bish, if you don't get out my face you are going to end up missing. Ms Kenya knew that Phaedra was not playing and she quickly Skidaddled out of that southern belle's face. Ms Nene quickly notices that Kenya and Walter's relationship is fake, Because Nene says she is the Judge Character, so you know her she ask Kenya is this relationship for real, and you know that so call Actress says of course! Lies I say, Just LIES! Now Peter pull all the guys to the side to let them know that he wanted to renew his vows with Cynthia. Greg hollers out and say that he has two viagra he can have. Chile first of all why does greg have them? He will be saying I popped a viagra, I'm sweating! (in my Trinadad James Voice)

THE BROWN GIRLS!!!

Ok now I know I have not popped my eyes out the socket yet but why are they letting Nene hair be filmed looking like that. Gurl they are trying to make it look like your hair is really ate out in the back. Chile you need to check those camera men they are trying you miss girl!

So as the night goes on the group starts talking about having a third shift, which means having sex at night. So that Kandi quickly lets the group know that her and todd has had sex in the jacuzzi. That is all that Phaedra had to hear. Phaedra quickly says she is in love with her vagina and it will not get in that jacuzzi! (falls out on the floor)

Now this is the Gag, Soul goo afro Walter asks Kenya to get up and walk with him, she gets all excited like she is about to get a proposal! Chile that Walter pulled it! He told her about Peter wanting to renew his and Cynthia's Vows! If I could have been there when he asked her that and it was not the proposal that she was looking for. That face was cracked and it crumbled to the floor. Kenya in return says, s I am going to be a Bridesmaid? Now that was a very Low Read Walter, But you know what I loved it! You get three points for that one!

I just have to say this again Ms Bravo was trying tonight with Nene's hair, First they showed it almost in its natural state in the back, then they have a clear lady trying to curl her Toupe', thats was a mess!Finally they let that wind blow and all I see is Track, on Tracks, on Tracks! CHILE BYE! Nene you were suppose to be aware! (lol, chuckles to myself)

Ok back on the beach when the ladies are getting a massage. Nene inquires to Kenya about that fake relationship. That Ms kenya gets smart with Nene, and she gives it right back to Kenya! If Kenya had any sense she would get Nene on her side. Because as this week as played out in Atlanta, this will probably be her first and last season on show. Oh Well! Take your crazy AZZ back to LA!

Peter Pulls off this renewal and Cynthia was very surprised but she liked it! That crazy southern belle Phaedra is going to say that Peter looks like a black angel that is wearing white! Yes Phaedra that was funny! So Nene catches the bouquet and from the look at it that Kenya was running from the Bouquet! I knew that ole crow did not want to get married. As we all know that she was just trying to secure her a spot on this wonderful franchise. I guess this mission was in vain Miss Gurl!

That freaky azz Kandi and Todd having sex in the Jacuzzi! That explains why Kandi's hips are spreading as wide as Hwy 85 south! I am just saying, my readers deserves to know!

This is the time we Live for!!! So here it goes, Ms Porsha starts reading Kenya about her different Personalities and that Kenya jumps bad and calls her a non Mother-*ucking factor, Lawd why did she even go there. kenya jumps up and calls Porsha a Bish and kept calling her those B words. Hunnie that Ms Porsha was not trying to hear that tonight. Porsha calls Kenya a tramp Ms Detroit, and calls her out on that Fake booty and boobs. Hunnie to tell you the truth I have been saying that Kenya butt is fake I am just glad someone else got to call her out. Kenya hollers out I am a tramp, But you have a tramp stamp on the back of your back! Kenya girl its almost too late for you to talk hunnie! Then Porsha hits us with the Line of the century, she calls Kenya a Curb Azz Bish and that she is a Low Class Whore, Now that was a Marlo move. It was slick and chile it was all I needed to hear. All I have to say is that Porsha went in and let that old Kenya have it tonight. (you did that porsha, you get two snaps in a circle) Kenya goes on and on about she is forty and fabulous, and twirling around. Then she says she is fabulous, gone with the wind fabulous and she twirls like she has not took her meds in 5 months. I knew this chick was a fool and it was proven tonight! That Nene goes Bitch, is it movie night? Gone with the wind! Chile Dead!!


This was a very very interesting episode, But my favorite was at the end. that Porsha and Kenya are just like oil and vinegar! They are never going to mix! I cant wait to see next week.







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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 6

Well hunnie these house women were almost at their best tonight. It started right on off where that
trailer park living Kim walked out that brunch calling those other women some "Niggas" Um I hope everyone caught that lil Peppermint Tea, cause she was spilling it with that comment. Now see I have said this since day one that Kim was prejudice and tonight proved my theory.

So after that racist Kim left the table and her  racist husband Kroy cursed the camera man out for doing their job which is filming them. I could have sworn that they signed that lil piece of paper called a contract, stating that Bravo could film their life and BABBBBY that is what Ms Bravo was doing.
Now the girls see what I was talking about and you know what they pretty much knew the same thing. Hunnie that Nene was kinda fired up but she made fun and light of the whole situation. I guess she was like what the hell that making up Excuses Bitch is gone lets make some fun out of her not being here anymore. In the words of Ms Nene Leakes *By Hater, have a nice life with your Belly and your Slave*   Now if that is not a laugh you need to just hit the lil x on your left top screen. Ok now on with the rest of the show. That Cynthia hair was very lovely again this week, but I really need for her to quit pulling it to the side, I know her boss Andy Cohen loves a side ponytail but chile I am over it. So that Kandi pulls up to the airport and step out the car looking like a BAG OF PENNIES with that Damn jehri curl. Chile I am not going to even say what I really thought about that hair, whichever one of the those men toting those purses and wearing those heels that did Ms Kandi's hair need their License revolted! The word around the campfire is that one of those BURLS don't have a active license and thats prob why Kandi was walking around looking like a wet poodle awaiting a blow dry at the salon, Chile Ms Kandi really pulled it with that look, and it wasn't a good one either.

Ok the shades continued to be pulled down and the darkness hit Hartsfield International Airport tonight. That damn KENDRA, oops I meant Ms Squarepants, ok all of you know who I am talking about, Ms bad skin herself "KENYA". If I was Porsha I would have ran up one side of her square butt and down the other side of that crater face. She could at least said hey, hell even Nene would have said Hi to the making excuses white lady with the pillow in her dress for a stomach Kim. Porsha girl I am going to need for you to get a backbone and really let that old lady have it on contact the next time.

Kenya really got on my nerves tonight begging that whorish soul glowing afro Walter to propose to her and give her a ring. Chile for One that walter do not want you, He just got out of a divorce and he is really not feeling you like you think you are feeling him. Kenya was really off her medication. Why she thought it was ok to push Apollo in that pool and Ms Phaedra not to say anything, chile that was a double negative. All that southern belle act went straight out the door and all that Athens started to come out of her. Oh also Kenya putting that square butt all on Peter, i thought Ms Cynthia would have let her get it, but I guess those spirits she was drinking must have calmed her down. Can someone please tell me why Porsha was kinda off tonight more than usual, I mean it was like she was not on the trip with them. That Bravo made it look like she didn't have permission to talk her and that slow husband of hers. I guess she pulled up to this episode with her ceiling missing again. (non-factor) Poor Baby, oh and before I forget when those dancers came out to dance for everyone, why did one of those dancers look like a man? I am just saying if you going to dance and be on network tv please be ok to view with my eyes. (lol)

I know I was not the only one looking at this broad Kenya, Why is it that every free man she saw she had to post up on everyone of them. I don't care what anyone says that trick is definitely on some type of zoloft or prozac. I bet Nene wouldn't let her get close to greg, and if she did there would really be some trouble in the city or should I have said island. Kenya really I mean really TRIED it tonight with Walter, with that being said Kenya get the Stanky Ole Pickle award for tonight, she was honestly too much.

Donkey Booty!!!!!

Nene was really back to being old nene this episode. She was trying to make out with gregg at the pool. She also let us see that fun side of her again when she was dancing and going back down memory lane talking about her stripping days. I guess Ms Leakes is not that hollywood yet! Ms Bravo really had it out for Ms Nene tonight. They kept showing Nene's Hair when it was not at its best. It looked like some old stale corn that has sat out all day after you have cooked it. I need for her to get her a good amino acid treatment for that hair  so it will lay down, Hunnie cause you can't put any perm on it or she will be slick headed looking like her and Peter could be twins.

Now I cant wait until next week. Those girls acts lie they are going to tear up Anguilla with that fight. I hope they have some meds to administer to Kenya because she is going to need them. I am really convinced that she is certified crazy and I know I am not by myself!

Until next week.

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Groupie Alert, Groupie Alert!!!!! The Real Housewives of Atlanta

Hunnie, These Atlanta streets are TALKING and WHISTLING  about about one of  the The Housewives of Atlanta's Men. All I know is that they are going to be in for a rude awakening. They are talking about how this man is going through these powerful women and that he is at all the events in atlanta. The word around the campfire is that all his friends are in the Industry and he just tags along and has became a major Groupie.

I can't wait to finish getting all the details on this so call wannabe celebrity.