The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 7...The Brown Girls Take Over Bravo

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Children, Children you all need to come in the house and have Several Seats and take a sip of this Very Very Hot Peppermint Tea. Now when I you this was a explosive episode tonight. Chile they gave me all the life I needed to make it until in the morning. I really don't think the world was ready for this All Brown Girl Cast tonight. Lets just get right into it. They started this episode back when Kenya was asking Phaedra about a threesome. That Phaedra was like look you Bipolar Bish, if you don't get out my face you are going to end up missing. Ms Kenya knew that Phaedra was not playing and she quickly Skidaddled out of that southern belle's face. Ms Nene quickly notices that Kenya and Walter's relationship is fake, Because Nene says she is the Judge Character, so you know her she ask Kenya is this relationship for real, and you know that so call Actress says of course! Lies I say, Just LIES! Now Peter pull all the guys to the side to let them know that he wanted to renew his vows with Cynthia. Greg hollers out and say that he has two viagra he can have. Chile first of all why does greg have them? He will be saying I popped a viagra, I'm sweating! (in my Trinadad James Voice)

THE BROWN GIRLS!!!

Ok now I know I have not popped my eyes out the socket yet but why are they letting Nene hair be filmed looking like that. Gurl they are trying to make it look like your hair is really ate out in the back. Chile you need to check those camera men they are trying you miss girl!

So as the night goes on the group starts talking about having a third shift, which means having sex at night. So that Kandi quickly lets the group know that her and todd has had sex in the jacuzzi. That is all that Phaedra had to hear. Phaedra quickly says she is in love with her vagina and it will not get in that jacuzzi! (falls out on the floor)

Now this is the Gag, Soul goo afro Walter asks Kenya to get up and walk with him, she gets all excited like she is about to get a proposal! Chile that Walter pulled it! He told her about Peter wanting to renew his and Cynthia's Vows! If I could have been there when he asked her that and it was not the proposal that she was looking for. That face was cracked and it crumbled to the floor. Kenya in return says, s I am going to be a Bridesmaid? Now that was a very Low Read Walter, But you know what I loved it! You get three points for that one!

I just have to say this again Ms Bravo was trying tonight with Nene's hair, First they showed it almost in its natural state in the back, then they have a clear lady trying to curl her Toupe', thats was a mess!Finally they let that wind blow and all I see is Track, on Tracks, on Tracks! CHILE BYE! Nene you were suppose to be aware! (lol, chuckles to myself)

Ok back on the beach when the ladies are getting a massage. Nene inquires to Kenya about that fake relationship. That Ms kenya gets smart with Nene, and she gives it right back to Kenya! If Kenya had any sense she would get Nene on her side. Because as this week as played out in Atlanta, this will probably be her first and last season on show. Oh Well! Take your crazy AZZ back to LA!

Peter Pulls off this renewal and Cynthia was very surprised but she liked it! That crazy southern belle Phaedra is going to say that Peter looks like a black angel that is wearing white! Yes Phaedra that was funny! So Nene catches the bouquet and from the look at it that Kenya was running from the Bouquet! I knew that ole crow did not want to get married. As we all know that she was just trying to secure her a spot on this wonderful franchise. I guess this mission was in vain Miss Gurl!

That freaky azz Kandi and Todd having sex in the Jacuzzi! That explains why Kandi's hips are spreading as wide as Hwy 85 south! I am just saying, my readers deserves to know!

This is the time we Live for!!! So here it goes, Ms Porsha starts reading Kenya about her different Personalities and that Kenya jumps bad and calls her a non Mother-*ucking factor, Lawd why did she even go there. kenya jumps up and calls Porsha a Bish and kept calling her those B words. Hunnie that Ms Porsha was not trying to hear that tonight. Porsha calls Kenya a tramp Ms Detroit, and calls her out on that Fake booty and boobs. Hunnie to tell you the truth I have been saying that Kenya butt is fake I am just glad someone else got to call her out. Kenya hollers out I am a tramp, But you have a tramp stamp on the back of your back! Kenya girl its almost too late for you to talk hunnie! Then Porsha hits us with the Line of the century, she calls Kenya a Curb Azz Bish and that she is a Low Class Whore, Now that was a Marlo move. It was slick and chile it was all I needed to hear. All I have to say is that Porsha went in and let that old Kenya have it tonight. (you did that porsha, you get two snaps in a circle) Kenya goes on and on about she is forty and fabulous, and twirling around. Then she says she is fabulous, gone with the wind fabulous and she twirls like she has not took her meds in 5 months. I knew this chick was a fool and it was proven tonight! That Nene goes Bitch, is it movie night? Gone with the wind! Chile Dead!!


This was a very very interesting episode, But my favorite was at the end. that Porsha and Kenya are just like oil and vinegar! They are never going to mix! I cant wait to see next week.







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