Friday, June 28, 2013

Devious Maids New Show


On Sunday, a fictional TV program called Devious Maids debuted, and it has stirred up a lot of controversy between the Latinas. The show represents the first time in the history of American television that a show has featured an all-Latina leading cast. They're all maids. THEY'RE ALL MAIDS. Awesome. When I tell you this will be a big hit once everybody jumps on the bandwagon and see how messy these maids can be. Lifetime has definitely picked a winner.
The show, which is based on the Mexican telenovela Ellas son la Alegria del Hogar, was created by Marc Cherry, a longtime Hollywood person most famous for holding Satan's butt cheeks apart while Desperate Housewives fell out. Thus far, the face of the show has been Eva Longoria, one of its executive producers and a former Housewives star. Her stewardship of DM makes me feel the way rappers probably felt when Stacey Dash started tweeting about being pro–Mitt Romney.
Devious Maids was originally developed by ABC, but ABC passed on it because someone there is smart. It's since been picked up by Lifetime. It is on Sunday nights. Don't worry about setting your DVR, though, because every time it's about to air a whole bunch of birds will fly straight into your living-room window at full speed and kill themselves.
Some notes from the show, along with some other important general information:

A Synopsis of the Series, as (Probably) Told by Show Creator Marc Cherry to the Show's Producers

"Five Latinas who work as maids in Beverly Hills for rich white* people show off their fiery attitudes and cultural-liness, right? Pretty crazy, huh? Like, that's winner on sass right there. But then, oh my God, here's the twist: If you can even believe it, it turns out THE MAIDS are the normal ones and the rich people are rich, sure, but they're crazy and they don't understand what's really important in life and these maids are so noble and mas fuerte and oh my god what a beautiful story to tell. Good stuff, huh? But, just to be clear, like, I want to make sure we're all the way clear on this: They're still maids. The Latinas HAVE to be maids. That's it. Like, that's THE ONLY way. Latinas. Maids. They HAVE to serve the white people. The white people are rich and the maids aren't. We're good on that, right? Like, white people: rich. Maids: clean shit up. Cool? Dope. Let's shoot."

Marisol Duarte: Played by Ana Ortiz (Ugly Betty). She's mother to the boy accused of murdering the maid stabbed in the guts in the first few minutes, though nobody knows it yet. She spends the whole episode making sure that everyone who's not rich and white knows she's up to something. When she finds herself in the room where Flora was murdered (to clean it, of course), she does everything short of putting on a Sherlock Holmes hat and taking out a magnifying glass. The rapey husband walks in. He doesn't suspect Marisol is there for anything other than to clean. White people are so dull and Latinas are so sharp.
Rosie Falta: Played by Dania Ramirez (Entourage). She works as a maid to save money to bring her son, whom she left in Mexico when his father died, to America. Sidebar: "Falta" basically translates to "missing" or "lacking," which is an especially ham-fisted hat-tip from the show to itself.
Carmen Luna: Played by Roselyn Sánchez (lots of stuff). She is a musician. She works for the Latino singer. She spends the entire first episode trying to get him to hear her music. Eventually, this leads to a Russian (German?) amputee having to spend several nights in a hospital. For real.
Zoila Del Barrio: Played by Judy Reyes (Scrubs). She's mother to Valentina, who also works as a maid because, I mean, legacy, yo. Sidebar: "Del Barrio" basically translates to "from the hood" or "from the ghetto." I don't have enough G's, T's, F's, O's, and H's for all of the GTFOH's that belong here.
Valentina Del Barrio: Played by Edy Ganem (never seen her before). She's also from the auspicious Del Barrio tribe, daughter to Zoila. She spends the first episode trying to get her employer’s son to want to sleep with her. After Zoila notices what's going on, she gives Valentina a cumbersome uniform to wear while working because "rich boys never fall in love with the help. Trust me on this [sad face sad face sad face]." Valentina outsmarts Zoila, though, cutting it up (I guess Zoila'd never seen a pair of scissors before, what with her being from the barrio and all) and sewing it into something provocative because she really wants that rich D, I guess.


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Is Maxwell Desperate?

According to Maxwell and his Instagram he is really desperate for a lady mate? Wait a minute I thought Maxwell liked Men, well maybe not. Clearly Rhianna is not paying him any attention because she is not responding. Maxwell might be freaky but Rhianna wants a thug and Maxwell is far from a thug. Maxwell you better retract all this Instgram loving because I would hate for the Bad Boy of R & B to come after you.





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JAY Z - "Magna Carta Holy Grail" New Music






Jay-Z has been firing at all cylinders with various forms of visual and audio content since announcing his Magna Carta Holy Grail album. Consensus would prefer to hear a song from the project. Instead, King Hov continues to tug at heartstrings with break downs of the concepts behind "Oceans," featuring Frank Ocean, and "Heaven."
On the former, Jay spits "I'm anti-Santa Maria. Talking 'bout these stories. Only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace. Silken fleeces lay on my Jesus. Oh my God, I hope y'all don't get seasick."
The ocean is the focal point of the track's duality, which Hov explained the irony of saying "on a big yacht, throwing champagne in the water. The thing is this same water is the water that brought us here originally, you know, as slaves."
"Heaven," on the other hand, examines the concept of heaven and hell on earth, and the situation that bring those about.
Magna Carta Holy Grail is available July 4 to one million Samsung Galaxy users. Physical copies will be in stores July 8.
Hear Jay-Z explain "Oceans" below. "Heaven" can be found on the next page.


                                            
Jay Z explains "Oceans"

https://soundcloud.com/magna-carta-holy-grail/inside-jay-z-oceans-featuring

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Preachers of L.A. Trailer: Coming This Fall

Lord Jesus take the reality wheel and stir these godly men in the correct direction. OXYGEN has revealed the supertrailer for "Preachers of L.A." and you'll see why this is going to be one of the most-talked about reality shows to hit the small screen. 

There's a new reality show headed to the small screen and it stars a group of handsome men in LA who drive Bentleys, wear expensive clothes and jewelry, live in fancy homes, have tons of women (wives, girlfriends, baby mommas and side Pieces ) AND some gang affiliation.  It could be the perfect brew for an urban reality show about athletes or rappers, but.....it's about men of the cloth and to tell you the truth some of them are straight Pickles!
Though previous reality tv series devoted to "the church" failed to connect with audiences (remember The Sisterhood?), the supertrailer for "Preachers of L.A." looks like it has the right amount of foolywangery  to connect with folks at the watercooler.  
 The word around the Prayer Cloth is that LisaRaye would be appearing as Bishop Noel Jones love interest.  However, we didn't see her in the trailer.  In fact, Noel was dating "another" woman.  Perhaps they're saving LisaRaye for a big reveal? 
According to the press release, 
"Preachers of L.A." will give viewers a candid and revealing look at six boldly different and world renowned mega-pastors in Southern California, who are willing to share diverse aspects of their lives, from their work in the community and with their parishioners to the very large and sometimes provocative lives they lead away from the pulpit."
And from the looks of it...the lives they lead aren't too different from the ish we see on "Basketball Wives" and "Love & Hip Hop". 

Here are the cast bios:
Bishop Noel Jones (@BishopNoelJones)
A Jamaican born into poverty, Bishop Noel Jones has made his way to the other extreme, now living on a hilltop with a view of the Pacific Ocean, Malibu at his feet, and across the street from the former home of the late L.A. Lakers owner, Jerry Buss. The pastor of a church full of celebrities, and the brother of Grace Jones, Bishop Jones is headed towards retirement and looking for a successor who he can entrust his life’s work. But finding the right man is harder than it sound.
Deitrick Haddon 
The son of a bishop and an evangelist, Deitrick was preaching at the age of eleven and conducting the church choir at thirteen. At twenty-three he married the woman he was expected to marry – the lead soprano of the church choir. However, everything didn’t continue as perfectly as the church had hoped. Deitrick and his wife got a divorce and the members of the church shunned him. Aside from the call on his life, the one thing that helped him from hitting rock bottom was his music. A dynamic personality, singer, songwriter, and preacher, Deitrick finds himself at an impasse in life. Which road will he choose?
Bishop Clarence McClendon 
Bishop Clarence McClendon appears throughout the world on his weekly international broadcast, which is available in 250 million homes worldwide. This charismatic and ubiquitous bishop has been noted for his contemporary and relevant approach to the Gospel. He believes the Gospel is not only for the down and out but for the up and out. His ministry spans from skid row to the estates of Bel Air. When challenged about what many have called his prosperity Gospel, Bishop replies, “there is no other kind of Gospel.”
Pastor Wayne Chaney
At the age of twenty he got the call from God and has grown to become a prominent pastor of the church his grandfather built. Fast-forward 10 years later, Antioch is the leading church in its community. With an ability to communicate complex truths in a simple way, Pastor Chaney has helped remarkably grow the church, along with the help of his secret weapon, his wife, gospel artist Myeshia Chaney. While Antioch is poised to become the next mega-church with the ability to reach millions worldwide, there’s an obstacle in the way and it comes from within Pastor Wayne’s own family.
Bishop Ron Gibson
Born in Compton, addicted to drugs before he was a teenager, a leader of the Crips by the time he was sixteen, a robber and a pimp, Bishop Ron Gibson was the least likely person to end up a preacher. He now changes the lives of 4,500 people each week at the Life Church of God in Christ, which he started with only nine people in the congregation. Through it all he’s accumulated great wealth, power and purpose. However, there’s one thing he and his wife would give it all away for – a child.
Pastor Jay Haizlip (@jayhaizlip)
One of the pioneering greats of competitive skateboarding, Pastor Jay Haizlip, originally from Gadsden, Alabama, collected big trophies, bigger paychecks and high-end sponsors, but fell deep into drugs, and into the crack houses of Huntington Beach and Long Beach, California. Back in the crack houses again, this time he’s not there for drugs – he’s helping rescue souls for the Kingdom. Serving as Senior Pastor of The Sanctuary of Huntington Beach, Pastor Jay Haizlip reaches out to troubled youth, finding them in prisons, skate parks and the same crack houses he once shot dope in.


Here is the Supertrailer I hope you enjoy.


                                                                           




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Is Cynthia Bailey Pregnant?

Chile Cynthia is breaking the silence of her growing stomach. Word around the campfire that she was pregnant but clearly that is not it. Cynthia Bailey has no doubt been flooded with questions about her health ever since she revealed to fans last week that her growing stomach is not due to a pregnancy, but to an illness that she didn’t care to disclose at the time. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star was initially mum about her condition, she recently opened up toRadarOnline and disclosed some details about her medical dilemma.
“I can say a whole lot about it …” Bailey said. “But I am dealing with a medical situation. I will be having a surgery to rectify the [situation] and it will play out on the show.”
Although Bailey is keeping her illness under wrap until the sixth season of the show premieres, she explains that she’s letting cameras in on her medical issue to bring awareness to her ailment.
“As part of the journey, I am going through with, I decided I did want to share it with the world because I felt like there is education in this process that I am going through,” she says. “I decided to take you on this journey with me because I really didn’t know a lot about it. Bailey also says that her medical condition has changed the way she looks at her health, especially now that she’s in her 40s.
“It has really just changed my life and how I look at my health,” she explains. “I’m in my forties. I really have to take care of myself. I have to make sure I make those yearly visits to the doctor and just get checked out. I’m so busy that time just goes and I’m like, ‘Oh my god. I haven’t gone.’ But it’s super important.”
Well, whatever the condition is, we hope Bailey has a smooth and swift recovery after he surgery. And we also hope that her journey inspires other women to be diligent about their health as well.



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Paula Deen Endorsements Yanked Away!


I guess Paula Deen will go sit on her front porch and sell her cookware at the Flea Market. I bet she will think long and hard before she uses that "N" word.

The fallout from Paula Deen’s admitted use of the N-word and racial insensitivity continues now that the TV chef has lost two more endorsements. Deen, 66, has been dropped by Target and Home Depot after already being dismissed by Walmart, Smithfield Foods and Caesars Entertainment.
“We have made a decision to phase out the Paula Deen merchandise in our stores as well as on Target.com,” Target said in a statement.
US Weekly later confirmed that Home Depot said it would no longer carry Deen’s cookware products.
In addition to the two retail stores, the pharmaceutical company Novo Nordisk, which makes the diabetes drug Victorza, said it was suspending its relationship with Deen. Deen has type-2 diabetes and is the company’s spokeswoman.



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RnB Divas LA Super Trailer




Well, Well, Well the ratchetness must continue I see. Well I reported this foolishness back a couple of months ago and from this trailer it is about to go straight to Hell! These ladies are trying to get their careers back on top with the hope from this show. Hunnie I don't know if this show is going to help or harm them. Chile where in the world did they dig up Michel'le? I thought she was done trying to sing. I hate to say it but the only two I can see really making it and making it big is Chante' Moore and Lil MO and hell its going to be hard for them. That old ASS Dawn from EnVogue trying to have children. Ummm Mam i know Halle Berry have gave all you women of a Particular age hope that you can have children but ummmm your eggs are DUST Boo Boo! Make sure you check these divas out on July 10 on Tv One!

Check out this Trailer and get your laugh on like I did. It should be a better one with the story lines flowing better than the bootleg Atlanta installment.
http://youtu.be/7QgQDhP6l0g

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Sunday, June 9, 2013

Rapper 2 Chainz Robbed and Shot at Twice


Well the word around the campfire is that Old AZZ 2 Chainz was robbed and shot tonight during a concert in California. This word started circulating once this hit twitter a couple of hours ago.




I hope the old skeezer is ok. I will keep you updated on if this really happened. Looks like a R.I.P. Killed the Concert. Ha!
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