Monday, March 18, 2013

Keyshia Cole and her ShadeTree


That Keyshia Cole knows how to throw shade on a dreary day. And this time, she's going at Beyonce directly. I don't know why she is so ill over Beyonce, But she better quit before she have to move back to oakland to live with that foster mother and Franki.

Keyshia Cole is mad again y'all. She has something to say after Bey released her "Bow Down" track last night. And apparently, Keyshia is in her feelings about bey telling folks "Bow down bitches." http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/03/beyonce-aka-baddiebey-released-new.html





Keyshia tweeted just a few minutes ago a few slams at Mrs. Knowles Carter saying:

First "Women need to Stick together" now bitches better Bow. Smh. But it's all G! Chicks stay shooting the shit. But when I speak my mind its a prob. #Well #StayMad

Can't stand when people all self righteous when it's convenient it makes them look good. Lmao! But can still talk shit when convenient 2 FOH....I done kept it real from the start! #RespectTHAT

And there's more.

When a fan responded with "f*ck yo unity," Keyshia responded with, "Never said there was any. IM not in denial... God Bless." People's responses are also interesting.

Is Keyshia is her own worst enemy....or should she be able to speak her mind--regardless of who it's about--whenever she please with zero consequences?

I really think Keyshia need to get all the way out her feelings, because no one is thinking about her. Secondly there is no comparisons of the two. Hunnie Beyonce is not worried about nothing of what keyshia is saying at all.

Keyshia's appearing on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to perform....which she informed everyone about after her controversial tweets. Why Keyshia don't noone care but I will do a follow up with your performance.


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 18


Well, Well, Well This was a very interesting installment on The real housewives franchise last night. They are giving Porsha more and more scenes and I am loving the way her characters is portrayed throughout the season. They show her as being real spacey and acting like she really don't have a care in the world. To tell you the truth I kinda like it, she is giving us Black Barbie Valley Girl realness and its fresh. Now I can say that Kordell, Hunnie he is a major piece of work, But world that is Porsha's problem not yours. She is being submissive that is what a good wife does. Now on to the foolishness that we tune into every sunday.

The show revisited its fake couple last night. Kenya and Walter. To tell you the truth I really want Kenya to grow up and leave some of her personalities at home. Girl you trying to seit and threaten people by telling them that they need to quit inviting Walter to events. Girl get over it, Atlanta is too small for you to be giving out demands. Hell they don't have to invite him, because he can here about through the Atlanta Grapevine and Bam hunnie he is there. Thats that atlanta social elite , everyone in atlanta is apart of that social elite club.

Kenya "square booty" Moore really out did herself last night.I can really say she is the star of this franchise right now because Nene says she don't have time to play with you silly Bitches, I am out here working. So Kenya brings her new Boy Toy to peter's event. Chile Jamal Anderson do not want that foolish Kenya, This I do know! Kenya tried it when she said its ok for Walter to be there atleast she knows if she have a car troubles of a flat tire there is a tow truck driver in the room. Bahaaaaa now Kenya you was saying earlier in the season that he was a very successful business man, now why would you try to down play his job.

Bitches Mad!
Clearly this is really turning into the Kenya and Walter show. Walter seems to not pay Kenya any attention at all through all the events that went on during the show. All why Kenya tries to make people believe that Walter is gay. She always said that he never tried to have any sexual contact with her. Walter says he was just not that into her. Chile now thats the Gag and the TEA BAG!         



Phaedra let it be known that she don't have time for Kenya's games and she will just tolerate her so they can just move on, But Phaedra did let it be known that she is done with Kenya, She says because she is Old, Old news. Leave it to Phaedra to make you giggle with that old southern charm.

Cynthia my dear you are all over the place. I feel like you don't know what or who you want to be. So its like if Nene is not around you are just all over the place. Get it together and quit wearing that side ponytail because you are looking more like a homeless girl than a regal model from the 80's. I mean really.

Peter is almost as messy as his wife. Why does he keep asking Walter about sex with Kenya? Basically Walter lets Peter know that he likes his women like he like his rims 22,24,26. Now that is what you call funny. He just said that Kenya was too old for him. This is just a PICKLE that whole storyline is just gone too far. I guess this is why Walter is mad they didn't invite him to be at the reunion. http://www.funkydineva.com/kordell-stewart-a-no-show-at-the-rhoa-reunion-walter-jackson-not-even-invited/

I could just go on and on about this Kenya and Walter situation But I refuse to keep talking about them. In other housewife news that Kandi Buruss has the Biggest house in the Atlanta Franchise. That house is massive and I am glad she has purchased a new home because that one she was living in was so dated that I thought it was her mothers first home purchase and she gave it to Kandi to live in. Sidenote did you know Kandi was sueing Kim about Tardy for the Party, its about damn time. Here is the Link to this travesty http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/03/kandi-sues-kim-zolciak-bearman-over.html





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Fashion Queens


Hunnie I just don't know what to say about this train wreck of a show. I don't know what I expected but what I saw i was not really interested in hearing nor seeing what I did see! Bevy Smith I love you girlie, But this is not the show for you. You are very funny and all but I kinda think you might need a little media training. Let me just say this, when you go on tv I am sure the producer should have told you to spit out the chewing gum. Now this is what you call classless. Also is it just me or did she look like she was about to really pop out of that too tight outfit she had on. I guess Derek J did her hair cause it was TRAGIC!

Now on to the more horrible news around the two Atlanta Queens that was on this dreadful show. Why oh Why did Derek J look like a oversized mint julip. Hunnie I just can't with all that blubber sitting in that chair. So these streets here in atlanta are whistling and they told me that the ladies are not lining up to sit in Derek's chair. Chile if he is giving me all he got with Kandi's hair I will surely pass on him. All I need for Derek to do to clean up his look is to quit spray painting his hair on and be a man and just get a bald head or be a ladyman like Miss Lawrence and wear a messed up head piece. Chile it won't hurt to buy your clothes atleast a one size larger so you won't looked like a stuffed olive.

I have saved the BEST tragedy for the last. Honey BooBoo chile its alive. What in the hell is that on Miss Lawrence's head. It must be roadkill and i hate every piece of it. I wish someone will tell  miss lawrence that that Bight red old lady lipstick is not the move. That old outfit needs to be on the worst dress list and it should not have made it to the tv where he is talking about fashion. As I remember looking at the little teaser for the show, He says no ugly people allowed. Well hell they didn't pay attention to none of the rules, because all those Birds are not easy on the eyes.

If this is going to be a regular show I will Pass and stick to looking at Joan Rivers, atleast she is dressed appropriate and she looks like she is polished and not looking like I am just walking around the city and looking REGULAR! I just have one question, What was Andy Cohen thinking when he gave this the Ok. I mean really Andy!

If you want to see the show Teaser, here it is http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/03/fashion-queens-premier-tonight-on-bravo.html


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Sunday, March 17, 2013

Fashion Queens, Premier tonight on Bravo



Lawd who in the Hell let the Gate OPEN! Chile I was minding my own business and I ran across this Foolery! Ok I am just going to be honest. Who wants to hear what kind of Fashion advice Derek J and Miss Lawrence going to give. Everytime I see one of them its like Fashion Road Kill that has legs. But I will tune in to see what this Pickle is going to be about. Oh and ummmm what the hell is that dead animal on Miss Lawrence's head, chile  I can't with these old FruitLoops I just Can't! Here is the link to the teaser make sure you look at it. Fashion Queens comes on tonight on Bravo at 11:30pm



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72pULFRWyE




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